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Noah Observations
Posted on 4/6/15 at 2:40 pm
Posted on 4/6/15 at 2:40 pm
Just watched last night and [btw spoilers below, but read on because my opinion -- like most -- is don't waste your time or your money]. Searched the board and most comments were about the rock monsters, which I was ok with as they're fallen angels and I actually thought that was a nice touch.
But, c'mon. If God goes to such great lengths to instill in every animal on Earth to take the long trek to the ark, how in the frick can the Big Guy upstairs allow the evil stowaway Cain guy to start chomping on species? By the time Hermoine is 9 months preggers, that's like 270 days right? This guy looks like he had a sizable appetite. After 270 days, he must have wiped out about 200 hundred species. You don't have to eat both, you only have to eat 1.
And wtf is Noah doing during those 270 days? Doesn't he take roll a couple of times? Wouldn't he wonder at some point, "Dang where'd the beruvian rattlesnakes slither off to? Those fricking bastards." Or, "Where're the damn pine cone dogs? If they're fricking again in the latrine, Goddammit, I'm going to go Kanye on 'em."
Just wondering.
But, c'mon. If God goes to such great lengths to instill in every animal on Earth to take the long trek to the ark, how in the frick can the Big Guy upstairs allow the evil stowaway Cain guy to start chomping on species? By the time Hermoine is 9 months preggers, that's like 270 days right? This guy looks like he had a sizable appetite. After 270 days, he must have wiped out about 200 hundred species. You don't have to eat both, you only have to eat 1.
And wtf is Noah doing during those 270 days? Doesn't he take roll a couple of times? Wouldn't he wonder at some point, "Dang where'd the beruvian rattlesnakes slither off to? Those fricking bastards." Or, "Where're the damn pine cone dogs? If they're fricking again in the latrine, Goddammit, I'm going to go Kanye on 'em."
Just wondering.
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Posted on 4/6/15 at 2:46 pm to Chill Pill
If I remember right wasn't Noah's son helping this guy out.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 2:47 pm to Chill Pill
One of the worst movies I have ever seen.
Terrible.
Terrible.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 2:57 pm to Chill Pill
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Just wondering.
Maybe some animals were getting pregnant and multiplying on the boat.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:29 pm to nicholastiger
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One of the worst movies I have ever seen.
Terrible.
Agreed. I started watching it one night and thought to myself, "what the frick is this shite that's on my TV?!" That was right about when Noah met with his grandfather (Methuselah, right?). I turned it off. A few weeks later it was late and nothing else was one, so I decided to give it another chance. Yeah, I never should have done that.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:35 pm to Teddy Ruxpin
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Maybe some animals were getting pregnant and multiplying on the boat.
Thought they drugged them all.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:41 pm to Chill Pill
Yeah, movie was kind of bad. I don't remember Noah being such a dick like that when I learned about him in Catholic school.
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