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Never realized how bad the first GI Joe movie was
Posted on 5/12/15 at 11:41 pm
Posted on 5/12/15 at 11:41 pm
Watching a little bit of it on Spike. My God, this is awful. It feels like I'm watching a low budget Power Ranger movie with cheap effects. Dialogue is terrible and the VFX are laughable. How did it warrant a sequel??
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Posted on 5/13/15 at 12:18 am to LSUTil_iDie
The second film makes the first look amazing.
Posted on 5/13/15 at 5:06 am to LSUTil_iDie
Uhhh yeahhh, it's dogshit.
Posted on 5/13/15 at 5:54 am to LSUTil_iDie
They're both pretty bad IMO
Posted on 5/13/15 at 5:55 am to Rebel Land Shark
They're both bad, but the second was far better.
Posted on 5/13/15 at 7:25 am to LSUTil_iDie
When all else fails
We don't
We don't
Posted on 5/13/15 at 7:26 am to Breesus
Not a good movie but it was a fun, mindless two hours.
Posted on 5/13/15 at 7:32 am to LSUTil_iDie
Yea, its pretty terrible. So stupid and cheesy. I feel bad that I actually saw it in the theater..
Posted on 5/13/15 at 7:44 am to LSUTil_iDie
What really bothers me about a movie like this is that it seems they didn't even have a military consultant on staff.
At least get the basics down and then expand from there.
At least get the basics down and then expand from there.
Posted on 5/13/15 at 8:04 am to LSUTil_iDie
It was terrible. I grew up a huge GI Joe fan they just ruined a great chance at making it a dynasty.
Posted on 5/13/15 at 8:24 am to LSUTil_iDie
Your own fault for expecting a movie built on CGI to give you a "real" feel to it......You guys have to realize that movies based on comics aren't going to change your life.....Besides red head Rachel Nichols is 
Posted on 5/13/15 at 9:13 am to lagallifrey
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but the second was far better.
Man I thought the second one sucked equally bad
Posted on 5/13/15 at 9:15 am to LSUTil_iDie
Brilliant camp or shitty action movie. I prefer to think the former.
Come on it's a movie about a cartoon designed to sell toys to children.
Come on it's a movie about a cartoon designed to sell toys to children.
Posted on 5/13/15 at 9:15 am to LSUTil_iDie
I'm not sure how a scene of channing tatum having to be restrained from attacking a hologram made it from conception through editing.
has there ever been a scene that just encapsulates the stupidity of the disaster porn era that we're still enduring as much as that one?
has there ever been a scene that just encapsulates the stupidity of the disaster porn era that we're still enduring as much as that one?
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Posted on 5/13/15 at 9:17 am to LSUTil_iDie
I thought the second one was worse.
Posted on 5/13/15 at 9:24 am to LSUTil_iDie
Sienna Miller and Joseph Gordon-Levitt both regretted being part of Rise of Cobra. I believe they have said as much in interviews. I was surprised that Miller even accepted a part in the film because she's usually found in arthouse/independent films.
Posted on 5/13/15 at 9:26 am to WB504
the first one is worse for scuba cobra commander alone
Posted on 5/13/15 at 10:01 am to BilJ
It was so bad, they killed off most of the cast within the first 20 minutes of the sequel!
Posted on 5/13/15 at 12:27 pm to LSUTil_iDie
They both sucked/Thread
Posted on 5/13/15 at 1:00 pm to RollTide1987
Gordon-Levitt actually convinced his good friend Channing Tatum to join the film. Clearly he believed in it.
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