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Nerd Crew Ep. 6

Posted on 10/14/17 at 9:12 am
Posted by TN Bhoy
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2010
60589 posts
Posted on 10/14/17 at 9:12 am
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 10/14/17 at 10:36 am to
I gave up on these guys awhile ago. They have nothing to say except everything is dumb, that's not criticism it's just bitching.
Posted by Parmen
Member since Apr 2016
18317 posts
Posted on 10/14/17 at 10:52 am to
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I gave up on these guys awhile ago. They have nothing to say except everything is dumb, that's not criticism it's just bitching.


You realize the Nerd Crew series is just comedic parody right... You don't seem to be bright at all.
This post was edited on 10/14/17 at 10:54 am
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 10/14/17 at 11:06 am to
No you jackass, I'm talking about red letter media in general. They got popular with the plinket reviews and tried to keep that going with some other shows, most notably "half in the bag". They talk about film like they have expertise but they have only made some college films from what I can tell.

And the nerd crew is a parody of a screen junkies show. These guys hate screen junkies because they're more popular and actually like movies. In their eyes, a true critic is someone who hates everything. That kind of pessimism is tiring to me, but that's just my opinion. You dense count.
Posted by Parmen
Member since Apr 2016
18317 posts
Posted on 10/14/17 at 4:01 pm to
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LucasP crying


Woah you are having a Chernobyl sized meltdown right now. It’s hilarious. Also HITB is awesome.
Posted by apfour21
New Orleans, LA
Member since Nov 2012
3143 posts
Posted on 10/14/17 at 4:16 pm to
The Nerd Crew is one of the best things they have ever done. I was laughing out loud when I saw Mike's jacket. Actual Collider/Screen Junkies videos are very similar which is the funniest part.
This post was edited on 10/14/17 at 4:18 pm
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 10/14/17 at 4:56 pm to
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Woah you are having a Chernobyl sized meltdown right now. It’s hilarious. Also HITB is awesome.




This is the internet, everything is a meltdown especially with super smart people like me.

I do think that red letter media started out great and now they're just negative counts who started bashing everything cause it's easy. But I still like Jack, he's not a downer count. Like you, you downer count piece of shite. I'll melt all over your whore mother with my limp dick you pre adolescent film snob wanna be little shite.
Posted by MF Doom
I'm only Joshin'
Member since Oct 2008
11712 posts
Posted on 10/14/17 at 5:02 pm to
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I do think that red letter media started out great and now they're just negative counts who started bashing everything cause it's easy


Wut

Do you even watch their reviews?
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 10/14/17 at 5:11 pm to
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Do you even watch their reviews?


Honestly, not in the last six months. It got repetitive with Mike just saying how dumb audiences are and how everything is dumbed down for Americans.

I used to love them because they would actually critique and point out flaws and good points, but now it's all negative. Like I said, that's easy and it gets clicks.


And once again, I'll rape your mother with the rage that this conversation has caused in my soul.


Rape


Her


Hard!!!!!!
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 10/14/17 at 5:12 pm to
Watch their Blade Runner review.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 10/14/17 at 5:23 pm to
Will do after I see the movie. Let it never be said that I can't admit when I'm wrong. Similar to how parman's mother should never say that she didn't find a multi racial gang bang that she didn't enjoy.
Posted by apfour21
New Orleans, LA
Member since Nov 2012
3143 posts
Posted on 10/14/17 at 5:31 pm to
There are countless movies they have reviewed on HitB over the past few years that they have liked.
Posted by TN Bhoy
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2010
60589 posts
Posted on 10/14/17 at 5:32 pm to
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I do think that red letter media started out great and now they're just negative counts who started bashing everything cause it's easy. But I still like Jack, he's not a downer count. Like you, you downer count piece of shite. I'll melt all over your whore mother with my limp dick you pre adolescent film snob wanna be little shite.



They have plenty of reviews where they praise the movie to the skies. They (especially Mike) will also normally try to find something positive about every movie.


Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 10/14/17 at 6:15 pm to
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There are countless movies they have reviewed on HitB over the past few years that they have liked.


Yeah, that's why I said I gave up on them recently. It was interesting when they gave movies an honest breakdown, it got less interesting when they got lazy and just tried to appeal to the hating crowd. And now they just criticize other critic sites for not being negative.

Look at movie reviews on YouTube, the negative ones are always higher. They know this and they went for more clicks, when they went negative every time it got dumb. That's my gripe.

That's all I was saying initially. Then parman's mother came in giving awful blowjobs and put me in a foul mood. Tell that hooker to learn how to suck dick or learn a new trade. frick his mom.
Posted by Parmen
Member since Apr 2016
18317 posts
Posted on 10/14/17 at 6:21 pm to
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This is the internet, everything is a meltdown especially with super smart people like me.

I do think that red letter media started out great and now they're just negative counts who started bashing everything cause it's easy. But I still like Jack, he's not a downer count. Like you, you downer count piece of shite. I'll melt all over your whore mother with my limp dick you pre adolescent film snob wanna be little shite.


Are you mad that Rich Evans got with your mom?
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 10/14/17 at 6:29 pm to
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Are you mad that Rich Evans got with your mom?



Yes that was upsetting. What was even more upsetting was the colon cancer diagnosis I got after your mother lovingly licked my butthole for an entire episode of Golden Girls. There was nothing sexual about it but I do enjoy a nice butthole licking and she was down. I have serious suspicions about her filthy whore tongue causing cancer in buttholes because I looked up her rim jobs on Yelp and I'm not the first.
This post was edited on 10/14/17 at 6:52 pm
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