Most implausible premises for TV shows

The First Lady with no government or foreign policy experience becoming the U.S. Ambassador to the UN.

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The First Lady with no government or foreign policy experience becoming the U.S. Ambassador to the UN.

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if a failed horse farmer can become the head of FEMA...

Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Her aunts or whatever would have been killed centuries ago. Plus, Salem the cat has some kind of non-denominational accent. If he was truly from Massachusettes, he would use the word "wicked" more, especially after living with people involved in the "dark arts"

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Unless you mean a former alcoholic who now doesn't drink.

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There's no such thing as a "former" alcoholic. You're either one or you're not. Your current state of inebriation is irrelevant.

My Mother the Car

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My Mother the Car

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Dang. I was going to post this one earlier but figured nobody would know it.

There is a young girl who is a warm, funny and bright child. Her father walked out on her family, then her mother abandoned her at a Chicago shopping center, leaving her alone with her dog. Afterwards, she discovered a vacant apartment in a local building.

The building is managed by photographer who is an elderly widower who is something of a grouch. The girl quickly became friends with a young girl who lived upstairs in the old man's building with her grandmother, who worked as an RN at the local Cook County Hospital. The old building owner discovers the newly-orphaned girl and her dog in the empty apartment across from his.

The relationship between the two blossoms, despite red tape from social workers. Later on, The old man legally adopts her.

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A show about a group of New York friends with no plot whatsoever

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Friend's or Seinfeld?

Low life fat dudes that own a pawn shop are history experts.

Underachieving schlub impregnates serial killer. Woman gets the chair. Schlub raises the kid. Antics ensue.