When at the end of Sharknado, [spoiler alert] ...
the guy leaps into the shark with a chainsaw only to get swallowed whole but then manages to cut himself free with said chainsaw and then has the presence of mind to cut out his buxom bar maid babe. I mean c'mon ... everyone knows that shark intestines would've probably fouled up the oil pod or the gas can on the chain saw making it inoperable and useless at that point.
Now if he'd had a samurai sword -- that would have been far more believable.
This post was edited on 8/26 at 3:51 pm