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Posted on 7/12/17 at 10:52 am
Posted by PeterPeterP
Member since Jan 2013
781 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 10:52 am
Anyone else's wife/gf obsessed with this shite? Every time I walk past the Tv when this is on, someone is killing someone or beating the shite out of someone or screwing someone.
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
24445 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 10:57 am to
I don't mind. 20 years ago the man was always the piece of shite in these movies. Now the woman is usually the crazy one. Only rule for me is for her "not to get any damn ideas."
Posted by BatonrougeCajun
Somewhere in Texas
Member since Feb 2008
6056 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 11:02 am to
Prayers sent
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
48669 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 12:43 pm to
quote:

someone is killing someone or beating the shite out of someone or screwing someone.

suscinct description of the current most popular television show in the world. What's the problem?
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
35915 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 12:56 pm to
Back in the day, my dad used to call Lifetime the Crying Woman's Channel. The plot of every movie was as follows:

1) Husband pushes or slaps wife.
2) Wife kills Husband.
3) Wife gets away with it.
Posted by CatsGoneWild
Pigeon forge, Tennessee
Member since Jan 2008
13295 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 1:09 pm to
I just watched 2 movies lately. Had almost the same title lol. The wrong house and the wrong neighbor. Both had psycho women in them
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155262 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 1:46 pm to
Grats on tSecks yall used to have
Posted by HoLeInOnEr05
Middle of the fairway
Member since Aug 2011
16833 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 1:54 pm to
Rather watch Lifetime than fricking Hallmark!
Posted by beauchristopher
new orleans
Member since Jan 2008
65791 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 1:55 pm to
My mom loves this channel

I've watched quite a few movies on there over time and most are about abduction or murder.

I don't mind cheesy thrillers though.
Posted by beauchristopher
new orleans
Member since Jan 2008
65791 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 1:58 pm to
Yeah I'd say overall lifetime movies are a bit better than hallmark movies in terms of ability to watch from start to finish.

Hallmark has another channel we watch monk reruns on now
Posted by Tarik One
Member since May 2016
2094 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 1:58 pm to
GOAT Lifetime Movie Chick:

Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65503 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 2:23 pm to
my wife watches this channel all the time. Records nearly every movie that comes on. Luckily we have more than 1 tv so she mostly watches without me. from time to time i will walk past and say "ok, so that's the guy she's engaged to but, THAT is the guy the is going to end up with" just to piss her off.
Posted by lacajun069
franklinton
Member since Sep 2008
2082 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 2:31 pm to
The old Menopause network..
Posted by Uncle Gunnysack
Member since Apr 2016
5541 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 4:29 pm to
its the one channel that i always stop and press the info button on the tv guide when i see a movie. the titles and descriptions make Sci Fi channel movies seem artsy. saw one about revenge porn where a mother goes on a crusade to get her daughters nude pictures taken down.
Posted by Bankshot
Member since Jun 2006
5374 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 4:48 pm to
quote:

my wife watches this channel all the time. Records nearly every movie that comes on. Luckily we have more than 1 tv so she mostly watches without me. from time to time i will walk past and say "ok, so that's the guy she's engaged to but, THAT is the guy the is going to end up with" just to piss her off.


The movies on these channels are the most formulaic kind. Lifetime movies are typically about spousal abuse, murder and/or rape. The Hallmark movies are typically about a girl coming home for the holidays from her ultra successful career in New York and finding true love with a local yokel she knew from her high school days who builds bird houses or something like that.
Posted by BulldogXero
Member since Oct 2011
9757 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 5:02 pm to
WHY ARE THEY SHOWING CHRISTMAS MOVIES ON THE HALLMARK MURDER & MYSTERY NETWORK?
Posted by OliverQueen81
In The South
Member since Oct 2015
10492 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 5:08 pm to
It used to have some decent movies, not anymore.
Posted by HoLeInOnEr05
Middle of the fairway
Member since Aug 2011
16833 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 5:28 pm to
quote:

WHY ARE THEY SHOWING CHRISTMAS MOVIES ON THE HALLMARK MURDER & MYSTERY NETWORK?




Shut your whore mouth! My wife may fricking hear you!
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