Watched this tonight. Um...WTF is this garbage? The story line is thin and Keanu's acting is awful. Like...so awful I wonder if he was bad on purpose because he knew the script was a dumpster fire, so he figured "frick it, I'm gonna get a laugh at least".

And some of the line delivery was so deliberate it felt like they were reading from cue cards in some scenes. Yikes.

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Posted by theunknownknight

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Member since Sep 2005

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Posted on 11/27/16 at 7:02 am to lsuwontonwrap

You just described Typical Keanu Reeves. And typical Keanu Reeves is awesome.

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Posted by Lacour

Member since Nov 2009

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Posted on 11/27/16 at 7:39 am to lsuwontonwrap

Knock knock

Who's there?

frick you

frick you who?

Just frick you

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Posted by GeauxTGRZ

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Member since Oct 2005

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Posted on 11/27/16 at 10:50 am to lsuwontonwrap

Haven't seen the movie, but those 2 chicks are hot

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Posted by PhilipMarlowe

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Posted on 11/27/16 at 4:15 pm to lsuwontonwrap

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Posted by lsuwontonwrap

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Posted on 11/27/16 at 4:18 pm to Lacour

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Posted by matthew25

Member since Jun 2012

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Posted on 11/28/16 at 9:03 pm to PhilipMarlowe

I like the Cuban. Moar pics.

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Posted by Salamander_Wilson

Member since Jul 2015

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Posted on 11/28/16 at 9:05 pm to matthew25

His monologue when tied to the chair was cringeworthy.

This post was edited on 11/28/16 at 9:06 pm

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Posted by BabyTac

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Member since Jun 2008

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Posted on 11/28/16 at 9:52 pm to lsuwontonwrap

Watched it around Halloween wanting to see a thriller or scary movie. Had never heard of it but was like...Keanu, ok, why not. Very weird and sorta out there.

Basically felt like I did after watching Spring Breakers. What the f*** did I just watch???

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Posted by Potchafa