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JLo movie promo? "I love your mothers cookies." C'mon now....

Posted on 1/23/15 at 7:25 am
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
26949 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 7:25 am
ISWYDT

but damn it my sons eating breakfast. why does that version of the ad have to play at 7am?

And I know the movie looks terrible. It deserves no more than a cursory HBO glance when there is absolutely nothing else on TV.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89450 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 7:33 am to


She likes tacos and burritos.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150480 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 8:03 am to
Hoping for a Mitch Connor appearance in this one.



Seriously though, the trailer with the "cookies" part always makes me laugh, for a variety of reasons...none of which give me any sort of remote desire to see it. No doubt this will be terrible, and the way they're marketing it is hilarious. Is this about a grown arse woman who is a teacher and she fricks a student and she's painted as the victim?
Posted by Dr. Shultz
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Jun 2013
6391 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 8:07 am to
Saw it last night. Was turribad.


For further clarification (spoilers)




The kid is 20 and wasn't enrolled in the school at the time of said fricking.
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35360 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 8:09 am to
Well what was the controversy then lol
Posted by Yak
DuPage County
Member since May 2014
4672 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 8:11 am to
I saw this as JLo movie porno

I am severely disappointed
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150480 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 8:11 am to
quote:

For further clarification (spoilers)

That makes me feel a little better then. Hollywood hasn't completely lost its mind just yet.
Posted by Dr. Shultz
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Jun 2013
6391 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 8:29 am to
Again.. Spoilers..



























Kid just moved in with his sick uncle. Parents died, he's 20 and dropped out of HS when it happened. Falls psycho inlove with J Lo. Kind of sort of rapes her but she ends up liking it.. I guess?


After this happens she freaks out tells him to leave her alone and thats when he enrolls at the HS and begins fricking with her.

She freaks out bc he becomes friends with her son and she's kinda\sort of trying to get back with her husband and doesn't want anyone to know.
This post was edited on 1/23/15 at 8:30 am
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8044 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 9:33 am to
quote:

he's 20


Dude looks 35 in the promos.
Posted by flvelo12
Palm Harbor, Florida
Member since Jan 2012
3307 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 9:38 am to
In response to spoilers.

Good grief - sounds stupid as shite.
Posted by BhamTigah
Lurker since Jan 2003
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 1/23/15 at 9:43 am to
quote:

I saw this as JLo movie porno


same here
Posted by smash williams
San Diego
Member since Apr 2009
19739 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 12:17 pm to
Who thought this movie was a good idea with all of the recent incidents involving teachers having sex with their students.
Posted by Melvin
Member since Apr 2011
23535 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

In response to spoilers. Good grief - sounds stupid as shite.
Beat me to it
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58027 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 12:50 pm to
quote:

Kid just moved in with his sick uncle. Parents died, he's 20 and dropped out of HS when it happened. Falls psycho inlove with J Lo. Kind of sort of rapes her but she ends up liking it.. I guess?


in Oklahoma they'd charge her with felony rape
Posted by 68wDoc68w
baton rouge
Member since Jan 2014
1869 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 1:44 pm to
doe j-lo get naked??

that is all that really matters right
Posted by Thurber
NWLA
Member since Aug 2013
15402 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 2:19 pm to
Posted by SwaggerCopter
H TINE HOL IT DINE
Member since Dec 2012
27225 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 2:22 pm to
J-Lo is dating the guy IRL.
Posted by Dr. Shultz
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Jun 2013
6391 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 2:38 pm to
According to her, she isn't.


Disclaimer:

Also, I feel really gay for knowing these things but my SO forced me to go with this last night and anytime JLo is on some talk show I'm forced to watch it with her. That's why I know what I do.
Posted by gatorprincess815
Founder of Tim Tebow Fan Club.
Member since Jul 2009
18452 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 2:41 pm to
This movie sounds so retarded.
Posted by TK421
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2011
10411 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

This movie sounds so retarded.


I much prefer the realism of 50 shades of gray.
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