re: "Hell, I got lots of friends."

"You stupid ignorant son of a bitch dumb bastard! Jesus Christ, I've met some dumb bastards in my time but you outdo them all! Get over there!"


Silver Streak

A Knight's Tale
Prince Edward: This is my word, and as such is beyond contestation.

As Good As It Gets
Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

Batman Begins
Flass: I never knew. I don't know. I swear to God...
Batman: Swear to *me*!

Wedding Crashers
“Janice, I apologize to you if I don’t seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don’t like the feeling. You’re sitting there, you’re wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I’m not really interested, should I play like I’m interested but I’m not that interested, but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested, but now she’s not interested? So all of the sudden I’m getting, I’m starting to get interested… And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it’s awkward, it’s like well goodnight. Do you do like that arse-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your arse sticks out cause you’re trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don’t kiss them at all? It’s very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you’re just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called ‘just the tip.’ Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you’re on my hair.” – Jeremy Grey

Bull Durham
Larry: Excuse me, but what the hell's going on out here?
Crash Davis: Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live... is it a live rooster?
Crash Davis: ...We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present.
Crash Davis: Is that about right?
[the players nod]
Crash Davis: We're dealing with a lot of shite.

Umpire: Call me a cocksucker again, and you're outta here.
Crash Davis: You're a cocksucker.
Umpire: You're... *outta*!
Larry: Whoa! What the frick is that?

The question is, “Do I have a God complex?” Which makes me wonder if this…lawyer, has any idea as to the kind of grades one has to receive in college, to be accepted to a top medical school? Or if you have the vaguest clue about how talented someone must be to lead a surgical team? I have an M.D. from Harvard. I am board certified in cardiothoracic medicine and trauma surgery. I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn’t miscarry or that their daughter doesn’t bleed to death or that their mother doesn’t suffer acute neural trauma from postoperative shock, who do you think they’re praying to? Now you go ahead and read your bible-Dennis. And you go to your church and with any luck you might even win the annual raffle. But if you’re looking for God, he was in operating room number two, on November 17th, and he doesn’t like being second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex? Let me tell you something: I am God.

Alec Baldwin in Malice

I ain't got time to bleed.

I'm so bad, I kick my own arse twice a day!

You should not drink and bake.

I threw that shite before I came inside!

Anybody want a peanut?

-Peter Clemenza from The Godfather

"Ed, what an ugly thing to say... does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know, Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it."

"I have not yet begin to defile myself."

"It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds."

"That's what we need, Tuff, is a trademark"-Cody

"I got one. It's long, hard, full of juice, and barely fits in my pants"-Tuff

"Aw, Tuff..."- Lane

"It's my flask. Cody, you want some O.J.?" - Tuff

ETA: 8 Seconds

"Give a diablo sandwich and a dr. pepper. and make it quick, i'm in a god damn hurry"


"Nobody, and i mean NOBODY, makes sheriff buffered t. justice look like a possum's pecker"
"except for that..:
"shut your arse"

"I gotta see about a girl."

"What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here!? I hired you people to get a little track laid, not jump around like a bunch of Kansas City ****s!"