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HBO's "Westworld" is not playing around
Posted on 5/3/16 at 7:19 pm
Posted on 5/3/16 at 7:19 pm
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Posted on 5/3/16 at 7:31 pm to willeaux
Sex always helps push tech. No doubt if there were real android walking the world today, most would be sex workers. 
Posted on 5/3/16 at 7:34 pm to willeaux
In the words of Dennis Reynolds:
Now here’s the twist, and there is a twist: We show it. We show all of it. Because what’s the one major thing missing from all action movies these days guys? …Full penetration.
Guys, we’re gonna show full penetration and we’re gonna show a lot of it! I mean, we’re talking, you know, graphic scenes of Dolph Lundgren really going to town on this hot young lab tech.
From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones.
Then he smells crime again. He’s out busting heads.
Then he’s back to the lab for some more full penetration.
Smells crime,
back to the lab,
full penetration.
Crime,
penetration,
crime,
full penetration,
crime,
penetration.
And this goes on and on, and back and forth, for 90 or so minutes until the movie just, sort of, ends.
Now here’s the twist, and there is a twist: We show it. We show all of it. Because what’s the one major thing missing from all action movies these days guys? …Full penetration.
Guys, we’re gonna show full penetration and we’re gonna show a lot of it! I mean, we’re talking, you know, graphic scenes of Dolph Lundgren really going to town on this hot young lab tech.
From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones.
Then he smells crime again. He’s out busting heads.
Then he’s back to the lab for some more full penetration.
Smells crime,
back to the lab,
full penetration.
Crime,
penetration,
crime,
full penetration,
crime,
penetration.
And this goes on and on, and back and forth, for 90 or so minutes until the movie just, sort of, ends.
Posted on 5/3/16 at 7:43 pm to Breesus
My absolute favorite Dennis dialogue of all time.... 
Posted on 5/3/16 at 7:49 pm to willeaux
It's a shame HBO can't make a good show without gratuitous sex and nudity.
Posted on 5/3/16 at 7:54 pm to ipodking
I was okay with the sand snakes boobies
Posted on 5/3/16 at 8:02 pm to ipodking
I don't know. It mostly seems necessary to the plot to me.
Yeah, definitely necessary.
Time for a true blood rewatch.
Yeah, definitely necessary.
Time for a true blood rewatch.
Posted on 5/3/16 at 8:30 pm to willeaux
They'll have to top the Silicon Valley horsecock
Posted on 5/3/16 at 9:27 pm to Itismemc
I haven't watched that one yet. I'm a sucker for some horsecock too.
Posted on 5/3/16 at 9:27 pm to willeaux
quote:
you may be required to do any of the following: appear fully nude; wear a pubic hair patch; perform genital-to-genital touching; have your genitals painted; simulate oral sex with hand-to-genital touching; contort to form a table-like shape while being fully nude; pose on all fours while others who are fully nude ride on your back; ride on someone’s back while you are both fully nude; and other assorted acts the Project may require.
that one got me And over 50 people signed the contract
Posted on 5/3/16 at 9:32 pm to iwyLSUiwy
quote:
And over 50 people signed the contract
shite, $600. Where do I sign up?
Posted on 5/3/16 at 9:34 pm to willeaux
Right over there by the 400lb black guy with the assless chaps and cowboy hat on.
Posted on 5/3/16 at 9:42 pm to iwyLSUiwy
Deals a deal. Wonder what the odds are at being cast as the new Daario. Then might get a crack at the dragon.
Posted on 5/3/16 at 9:46 pm to willeaux
When will it start? Keep hearing and reading different things.
Posted on 6/11/16 at 7:59 pm to willeaux
I just watched the official trailer.
I hope it's good.
The 1973 movie with Yul Brynner is one of my all time favorites.
He was the original Terminator.
I hope it's good.
The 1973 movie with Yul Brynner is one of my all time favorites.
He was the original Terminator.
Posted on 6/11/16 at 8:06 pm to willeaux
Ehh, when I was acting, I had to sign a consent form that I couldn't sue for sexual assault because of "inappropriate situations that may arise." and I had people grabbing my junk all the time though I got to wear something.. Fricking sucked. Though one time, it was a hot chick and I started getting a boner, and she winked at me.
Posted on 6/11/16 at 8:13 pm to TrueTiger
I read it will start in the fall but I haven't seen a date.
Posted on 6/11/16 at 8:57 pm to willeaux
quote:
The more than 50 naked extras taking part in the filming are being well-paid for touching one another’s genitals and such – up to $600, according to a source familiar with the shoot.
uhh, don't think that's enough for me to cross swords.
Posted on 6/11/16 at 9:15 pm to ipodking
I don't care about having a bunch of sex scenes as long as it is relevant to the plot in some way.
When HBO outs in nude scenes just to do it, starts getting old.... well depending how hot the female is
When HBO outs in nude scenes just to do it, starts getting old.... well depending how hot the female is
Posted on 6/11/16 at 9:35 pm to GenesChin
quote:
I don't care about having a bunch of sex scenes as long as it is relevant to the plot in some way.
The relevance is that if there were true fully functioning fembots, they would most definitely be used for sex. I would imagine Westworld is a very expensive adult playground which would include brothels.
In fact, I think the show angle is going to be more than just the androids malfunctioning. I think the angle will be the androids revolting because of their physical and sexual abuse.
As I recall, the opening of Futureworld has an obnoxious wealthy Texan who won't shut up about the sexbots.
This post was edited on 6/11/16 at 9:42 pm
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