Speaking of Never Been Kissed, how does that story fly?
First the reporter goes back to school. Really? She's clearly way older than everyone. And the brother as a baseball player? C'mon. The teacher. Oh you teacher. Falling in love with the "student." Serious statutory rapist stuff going on there. But it all works out in the end.
The teacher would lose his job, no doubt about it. Drew Barrymore would possibly end up in jail for fraud, and probably be at lease civilly liable for the teach losing his job.
David Arquette would be barred from ever having anything to do with the athletics program, and the school would have to forfeit all games played with an ineligible player. He sure as shite aint getting a job as the head coach.
And isnt it her high school? If i walked into my high school today 12 years after I graduated, I guarantee a whole bunch of people would recognize me, including current teachers that are former students. You mean to tell me she was so insignificant that no one remembers her, including administrators?