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re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS
Posted on 7/17/13 at 8:07 pm to glassman
Posted on 7/17/13 at 8:07 pm to glassman
Arya will have too much baggage at that point. She has to die.
Glass, how bout we kidnap that fat frick GRRM and not feed him any twinkies until he tells us the ending? He will crack in like 2 hours.
Glass, how bout we kidnap that fat frick GRRM and not feed him any twinkies until he tells us the ending? He will crack in like 2 hours.
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Posted on 7/17/13 at 8:10 pm to glassman
Arya has a tragic arc, she'll sacrifice her identity for revenge. I expect her to die, and in some small way that may be a kindness.
Posted on 7/17/13 at 8:12 pm to Lima Whiskey
everybody on Arya's "list" will be dead. Then she dies.
Posted on 7/17/13 at 8:13 pm to TigerintheNO
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Many of the posters/readers believe that in the last 2 books (post Storm) there are 4 people with Targaryen blood.
It was mentioned very pointedly that Selmy's slaying of Maelys(?) the Monstrous ended the male line of Blackfyres. I think most of us see that as referring to Aegon and maybe Varys, but it has to mean there are Blackfyre's somewhere.
Posted on 7/17/13 at 8:28 pm to glassman
It's going to be so sad and tragic, glass.
FWIW, out of the remaining Stark kids, here are my predictions/likelihood that they will die:
Bran: 75% chance he dies
Arya: 75% chance she dies
Sansa: 25% chance she dies
Rickon: 0% chance he dies
Jon Snow: if reborn, 25% chance he dies again
And yes, you and Cosmo need to kidnap him...Since you're friends with Morgan Freeman and SJP, how far removed are you from George in degrees of separation that you could make this hostage holding happen?
FWIW, out of the remaining Stark kids, here are my predictions/likelihood that they will die:
Bran: 75% chance he dies
Arya: 75% chance she dies
Sansa: 25% chance she dies
Rickon: 0% chance he dies
Jon Snow: if reborn, 25% chance he dies again
And yes, you and Cosmo need to kidnap him...Since you're friends with Morgan Freeman and SJP, how far removed are you from George in degrees of separation that you could make this hostage holding happen?
Posted on 7/17/13 at 8:45 pm to Cosmo
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He will crack in like 2 hours.
Natyia and Irina can break any man.
Posted on 7/17/13 at 8:48 pm to ladytiger118
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It's going to be so sad and tragic, glass.
I really don't want to thimk about it. Her arc will be so instrumental to the end of the story, but she won't make it.
Posted on 7/17/13 at 8:49 pm to ladytiger118
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I doubt the Others will take over Westeros and everyone dies. They'll be defeated but at the cost of some of our favorite characters.
I don't see any way the Others can take over that whole continent in 2 books. It's already been 5 and they haven't even made it past the Wall.
This post was edited on 7/17/13 at 9:47 pm
Posted on 7/17/13 at 8:58 pm to GCTiger11
would be a pretty shitty song of ice and fire if the others won.
Posted on 7/17/13 at 9:16 pm to Cosmo
The only way I'd be somewhat content with the Others taking over is if they gave Hodor the Iron Throne and make Hot Pie the head baker of the Red Keep.
This post was edited on 7/17/13 at 9:17 pm
Posted on 7/17/13 at 9:17 pm to ladytiger118
Ya think hodor dies? that would suck. He should marry Lollys
Posted on 7/17/13 at 9:43 pm to Cosmo
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Newman from Seinfeld should be Mace Tyrell.
I don't imagine him being that fat. I've imagined him something in girth and as Jim Broadbent in Harry Potter.
Posted on 7/17/13 at 9:48 pm to Cosmo
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He should marry Lollys
Doesn't Bronn have that on lockdown?
Posted on 7/17/13 at 9:49 pm to Cosmo
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Arya will have too much baggage at that point. She has to die.
I don't see this as necessarily the case. Will she have a happy ending: no way in hell. But it doesn't necessarily mean death. I'm thinking in the end she becomes a death worshipping psychopath who is her own self appointed vigilante on who lives and dies. I would love the epilogue to be Varys escaping to Essos, who has taken some of his little birds with him, and on the middle of the reflection of his failed plans, he's stabbed and the little girl he wasn't able to find reveals herself.
Posted on 7/17/13 at 9:51 pm to ladytiger118
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Bran: 75% chance he dies
I honestly think that next to Rickon, he has the best chance of surviving. I can see where he could go after the events of the novel, but Arya I only see tragedy, and I have no clue what Sansa would do after the war.
Posted on 7/17/13 at 9:56 pm to Cosmo
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Ya think hodor dies? that would suck
I think Meera will survive, but Jojen and Hodor I don't think will see south of the Wall again. Honestly, I expect Hodor's death to may be the most tragic character death in the series. He'll die very bravely to save Bran.
This post was edited on 7/17/13 at 9:57 pm
Posted on 7/17/13 at 9:57 pm to OMLandshark
ETA -
at Bran Do yall think Andre the Giant would've made a good Mountain?
This post was edited on 7/17/13 at 9:58 pm
Posted on 7/17/13 at 10:01 pm to BlackleafBaller
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Do yall think Andre the Giant would've made a good Mountain?
I don't think he's quite intimidating enough. He's tall, but not nearly as brutal looking.
EDIT: I imagined alot of characters being taller than they are in that chart, particularly Robert and Sir Gregor.
This post was edited on 7/17/13 at 10:04 pm
Posted on 7/17/13 at 10:10 pm to OMLandshark
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I imagined alot of characters being taller than they are in that chart, particularly Robert and Sir Gregor.
Yeah, I guess this is going off actor heights? Because in the book Ned describes Robert as a "Giant among princes". 5'11 isn't exactly tall.
Posted on 7/17/13 at 10:12 pm to BobBarker
I thought Gregor was almost 8 feet so its probably actors
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