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DAYUM! I never really thought of that.


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Nice theory... there are still two murder charges Tyrion will need to overcome if he is to ever return to Westeros. One of which, he's actually guilty.


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Nice theory... there are still two murder charges Tyrion will need to overcome if he is to ever return to Westeros. One of which, he's actually guilty.



but if the right person is on the throne, i have a feeling he'll get a full presidential pardon


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but if the right person is on the throne, i have a feeling he'll get a full presidential pardon


Well, considering his propensity for switching sides, as long as Tommen or Stannis doesn't end up sitting on the throne, he's likely to get that pardon.


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some, like stone dragons or "dragons from stone", are expected to appear due to prophecies


Still waiting on this. I think it is more stone statues of dragons that became fossilized through magic being resurrected through magic. Not really a breed of dragon just their current state.


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Well, considering his propensity for switching sides, as long as Tommen or Stannis doesn't end up sitting on the throne, he's likely to get that pardon.



right

im pretty sure it'll be either Jon, Dany, or "Aegon" on the throne

3 people that should have no issues with the murder of Joffrey or Tywin


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Stannis really shouldn't have a problem with it either, but being Stannis (Mr. Chopsoffsmuggler'sknucklesforsmugglingafterhesavedanentirecityfromstarvation) he will reward Tyrion by executing him, or, in a fun twist, sending him to the Wall, where him and Jon resume being bff's.

Oh, and Tyrion snags some Other poon.


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I think Sansa ends up with Tyrion at the end of all this

I think Tyrion has some hand in saving her from Baelish and offers to null and void their marriage since they never consummated



I, no Crackpot, think it will sort of be the opposite. Winterfell will be surrounded by the Others, but Tyrion, one of the dragons, and a portion of Dany's army will come and drive them off for the time being. Tyrion tells Littlefinger to yield his army to him to take down the Others, or else Winterfell will face the wrath of the dragon. Littlefinger refuses, and battle commences, but Tyrion chooses to not use his dragon to burn down Winterfell due to his respect for the old castle and not wanting to anger the old gods which he's felt there.

Littlefinger runs down into the crypts and Tyrion follows him. In the crypts, Littlefinger ambushes Tyrion, and almost kills him. Unfortunately for him, Littlefinger does the classic villain monologue on telling Tyrion how he outwitted him and his highborn cohorts every step of the way, how he's tried to get him killed numerous times but he's managed to slip through his fingers each time, only for each time to work to his advantage. As he's finally about to kill Tyrion, Sansa stabs him through the back and it goes through his heart with the same dagger Littlefinger used to frame Tyrion. Littlefinger looks back and realizes its Sansa, and dies below Ned Stark's statue. Sansa and Tyrion then unite their armies (while mutually agreeing to null their marriage) and march forth to join with Dany and Jon's.
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dies below Ned Stark's statue


Ned doesnt have a statue down there as far as i recall

therefore this entire theory has been refuted

feel free to try again



that would be cool

but i could totally see them ending up together

i dont know who else sansa ends up with

she's got to marry someone bc it seems pretty clear that Arya will not have a typical life (marriage, kids, etc...) and so far they havent introduced anyone that i could sansa marrying


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Ned doesnt have a statue down there as far as i recall

therefore this entire theory has been refuted

feel free to try again


I think its already been carved. It's just Ned's body has not arrived yet.


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I think its already been carved. It's just Ned's body has not arrived yet.



when did they reference it?



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when did they reference it?



Well, they summoned the stonemason right after Ned's death, and didn't Theon and Lady Dustin see it in ADWD?


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I remember the statue was commissioned for sure...seems like it was there when Lady Dustin was there but not for sure


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and didn't Theon and Lady Dustin see it in ADWD


i think you're talking about this:

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Only a little farther on, three tombs were closely grouped together. That was where they halted. "Lord Rickard," Lady Dustin observed, studying the central figure. The statue loomed above them - long-faced, bearded, solemn. He had the same stone eyes as the rest, but his looked sad.


the three statues are Rickard, Brandon, and Lyanna

but maybe they'll have one put up of Ned in one of the future books so that Littlefinger can die under it


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Bump for the new guy wondering if we have a theories thread.


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I like that theory a lot. I'm really going to be rooting for that to happen from here on out.

To add a little bit to it, I think that Tyrion runs into Tysha in Braavos on his way back to Westeros to apologize to her and give himself some closure on that issue. This whole thing might be a little too fairy tale for Martin though.


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think Sansa ends up with Tyrion at the end of all this

I think Tyrion has some hand in saving her from Baelish and offers to null and void their marriage since they never consummated

She says no and that she realized he was the only person who really treated her well

She always had dreams of marrying some handsome knight because she was always a spoiled little cunt, but as part of her transformation she sees real beauty in tyrion's kindness

then she's the lady of Casterly Rock while Rickon runs shite in Winterfell

ASOIAF, consider yourself crackpotted

That sounds kind of like Beauty and the Beast. And believe it or not I think GRRM wrote for the 80s tv series .

There are also the Hound/Sansa shippers so that could play into the whole Beauty and Beast, 'Sansa marries a nontraditional knight in shining armor who is a beast before and undergoes a transformation'. I could see her with Tyrion though, but they both have different personalities.


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I agree that OMLandshark's theory would be pretty cool too...both theories remind me of Disney movies but in a good way.

And we sure as hell know Sansa won't end up with Loras.

But yeah, no clue who she'd marry. Not many options. Maybe Daario will come to Westeros, blue hair included?


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But yeah, no clue who she'd marry. Not many options. Maybe Daario will come to Westeros, blue hair included?



I honestly think Sansa's going to die.


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