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BleedPurpleGold
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The last scene with Jorah and Dany is hilarious.


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re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS
Once again, props to saintsfanrandomnumbers for making this list. Again, highlighting my favorites:


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Here are my findings today (page 85-110):
3 Queens=Margery, Cersei and Melisandre
Alleras was sent to Old Town by Doran to acquire dragon eggs for use in alliance with Dany
Alleras is just following Oberyn's footsteps and has no real plan
Alleras is investigating what the Maesters are up to...
The Maesters will side with the Others
Alleras isn't after a dragon egg but knowledge on how to train dragons which would be more useful to Dany...
Tarly will side with Aegon
Ser Barriston will die fighting the embodiment of Winter as no normal person left could defeat him
A lot of talk about a re-read thread...but it appears that thread died long ago
This thread is a lazy river that eventually runs into an 180ft waterfall on occasion
ASOIAF is a lazy river that eventually runs into a 180ft waterfall on occasion
Samwell's death will potentially be the most gut-wrenching in the series-can a man still be brave if he's afraid?
Something isn't IN Littlefinger's tapestries, but ON them
Bran will turn bad, but will redeem himself somehow
The Others=Creatures of the forest (...evolution? laying with giants?)
Brandon Stark received a letter from Lyana describing her and Rhaegars love but he either dismissed it as Rhaegar's writing or as a slap in the face to the Starks
Arya is the Volonqar-androgynous term (I so want Arya or Jamie to kill Cersei)
Varys lied to Aerys about Rhaegar's plotting to cause disruption in the seven kingdoms
Jon is a descendent of Bael the Bard
Jon is Arya's Nissa Nissa-Stick him with the pointy end
A dragon is sleeping beneath winterfell-source of warm water wells
There is a dragon egg near the wall that is white with red specks-referring to Jon's dragon?
There is a dragon inside the Wall and will wake when the horn blows and the wall falls fulfilling two prophecies/legends in one fell swoop


A whole lot of non-theorizing took place between those pages. A lot of talk of iluv dressed as Dany and some talk of Bluebell dressed as Melisandre or Ygritte...


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Arya wargs into Drogon and destroys Kings Landing and Casterly Rock after she eats Daenerys.

Then she flys up north to torch the others.
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Tiger Voodoo


Sick theory.


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Carson123987
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she eats Daenerys.




PsychTiger
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she eats Daenerys


Depends on how it all goes down.


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Arya wargs into Drogon and destroys Kings Landing and Casterly Rock after she eats Daenerys.

Then she flys up north to torch the others.


Does she cook Dany up with a nice chianti and some fava beans?

Best ending ever, particularly if it happened right after Dany reached Westeros. Martin would be the biggest troll of all time.


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Honestly, I think this dude should be the first member of the US' new program: Project Reek.


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Yeah, so Jon is almost certainly coming back via Mel... The end of the first Jon chapter in ADWD pretty much foreshadows the whole thing.

Mel to Jon

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This is my place as it is yours, and soon enough you may have grave need of me.


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In real world news, 2nd suspect in Boston bombing appears to have been found and is either cornered or has been shot. OT and Poli Board very active.


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re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS
Is Dzhokhar Tsarnaev going to ultimately be Azor Ahai reborn?


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Nope, he is in some unexplored area of Sothoryos and will never be seen again.


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Speaking of, let's get on with today's findings (I guess once I read through the thread, I could go back and link the introduction of each theory or at least note the page numbers):
Jon is a bizzaro AA-he will be armored in ice, riding an ice dragon, and armed with a dragonglass sword
Dragons will attack the impregnable Eyrie-Dany vs Sansa?
Arya comes across the Narrow Sea as a sellsword hired by Justin Massey for Stannis
Euron=Dusky Woman
Dusky Woman is working for Euron
Mance=Ser Arthur Dayne
Aegon=/=Aegon (another baby swap gone wrong?)
Darkstar=Aegon
Darkstar did not fail to kill Myrcella, he only wanted to wound her
Wights=mindless snow zombies
Wights=controlled by Others and only attack certain people at certain times (is it even debatable that they aren't mindless?)
If Creatures of the Forest are not Others, then at the least the Others were created by the CotF
Stannis will die soon-will finally prove to Melisandre that Jon is without a doubt AA
Ser Ilyn knows a whole bunch of shite no one else does but can't read or write but will find some way to communicate a major plot point


very short list of theories from 110-130. It was a short day at work today so not much reading.


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PsychTiger
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Nope, he is in some unexplored area of Sothoryos and will never be seen again.


The Red God will claim him in due time.


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I posted this in the book topic by mistake thinking it was this topic...the guy actually mentioned watching Game of Thrones on his twitter, but his comments made me want to shake my head.

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Whoops, meant to respond in the CrackPot thread since PsychTiger mentioned Dzhokhar Tsarnaev...I'm reading the suspect's Twitter account...lots of cryptic tweets this week. He talked about Game of Thrones this past weekend and said "every character on that show got some sort of std bro, i do like the show tho" Suspect Twitter He also said he prefers Breaking Bad because...


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lets not get ahead of ourselves now Troy, it's a good show but breaking bad we can relate to a little bit more, I like meth

troy ?@TroyCrossley 13 Apr If anyone watches dexter or breaking bad @GameOfThrones destroys them by billions
Jahar ?@J_tsar 13 Apr @TroyCrossley lets not get ahead of ourselves now Troy, it's a good show but breaking bad we can relate to a little bit more, I like meth
troy ?@TroyCrossley 13 Apr @J_tsar lmao well game of thrones we can relate to as we like fricken bitches lmao
Jahar ?@J_tsar 13 Apr @TroyCrossley ahaha word mayne but that's not why I like the show... Lol fair to say all those hoes are prolly dirty...

troy ?@TroyCrossley 13 Apr @J_tsar just called me a pervert cus i like @GameOfThrones hmmmmmmm lol

Jahar ?@J_tsar 13 Apr @TroyCrossley @gameofthrones every character on that show got some sort of std bro, I do like the show tho


Maybe we can send him to Joffrey or Ramsay to get tortured.
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saintsfan92612
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re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS
yes, he would make a fine Reek


OMLandshark
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re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS
It rhymes with weak.

Seriously, this kid would make a textbook Reek. I'd be all for it to give him the full Reek punishment.


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re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS
So someone posted crackpot theories on the youtube comments of the Hot Pie Arya goodbye video...
Hot Pie
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And? the name "Hot Pie" is actually a hint. He's Melisandre's god


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This is shown is prophecy my apprentice. Hot Pie is Azor Ahai reborn, while Cold? Pie is the great leader of the white walker, we still don't know much about him.

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Hot Pie has an arch nemesis? on the other side of the wall, his name is Cold Pie and he serves nothing but frozen dead Night's Watch men to the white walkers. :(


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Howland is alive IMO


Is it possible that Jojen is just so in touch with his green dreams he is able to communicate with Howland even after death? Perhaps this is taught to Bran and he is able to talk to Ned and learn the truth about Jon Snow. In the show he says he never saw his father cry until he heard about Ned's death, which makes it sound like he's alive, but I'm not so sure.

Part of the reason I think Howland Reed may be dead is when Ned's thinks about that day at the Tower of Joy.
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In the dream his friends rode with him, as they had in life. Proud Martyn Cassel, Jory’s father; faithful Theo Wull; Ethan Glover, who had been Brandon’s squire; Ser Mark Ryswell, soft of speech and gentle of heart; the crannogman, Howland Reed; Lord Dustin on his great red stallion. Ned had known their faces as well as he knew his own once, but the years leech at a man’s memories, even those he has vowed never to forget. In the dream they were only shadows, grey wraiths on horses made of mist.


This isn't definitive proof, but it makes it seem like all those men died that day. Maybe its just he hasn't seen Howland since that day, but the wording makes me think otherwise.
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Is it possible that Jojen is just so in touch with his green dreams he is able to communicate with Howland even after death?


I feel the exact same way. In Jojen's world there is no difference between the living and the dead.


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