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re: Characters who took the most L's
Posted on 6/6/17 at 3:26 pm to Hot Carl
Posted on 6/6/17 at 3:26 pm to Hot Carl
Gotta be Costanza, right?
Astonishing Tales of Costanza:
Astonishing Tales of Costanza:
quote:
I was handcuffed to the bed.. In my underwear, (Sighs) where I remained..
(Scene cuts to another story)
She was attractive.. She was, also, infact, a Nazi..
(Cuts to another story)
The water.. that I had been swiming in was.. very cold. And, when I dropped the towel, there was.. significant shrinkage..
(Scene cuts to, yet, another story)
Her parents were looking at me.. So, there I was, with a marble rye hanging from the end of a fishing pole..
(Scene cuts to his closing statements)
In closing, these stories have not been embellished, because - they need no embellishment. They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life as a short, stocky, slow witted bald man. (Gets up) Thank you. (Every memeber of the board shows some sign that George's story is most deserving of the apartment. Ricardi is crying. George turns to leave, then remembers one more thing..)
Oh, also.. my fiance died from licking toxic envelopes that I picked out. (Sobs and loud crying erupts from the board members) Thanks again. (Leaves. Eldridge looks defeated)
Posted on 6/6/17 at 3:28 pm to VinegarStrokes
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Gotta be Costanza, right?
Costanza hooks up with too hot of women to really be in contention.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 3:33 pm to OMLandshark
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Costanza hooks up with too hot of women to really be in contention
Way too many. All 47 rated, with pics
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