DA DRIVEMAN'S OFFICIAL PROXY BREAKDOWN:
-Marlon and Jordan. Marlon was a good LB at Texas Tech and Jordan runs a shitload and is a good athlete.
-Leroy and Ty. Ty is a bitch but Leroy is chocolate CT.
- tiny gay Derek and Robb who weighs like 152lbs, smokes all day and is mentally weak enough to think that Marie was hot.
-Dunbar and Tyree. Dunbar would need to stand on Robb's back to reach a light switch and he is a shite athlete/vagina. Tyrie is a fat turd who pretended that he played college football then got pushed around by some averaged sized guido with sausage nips
-Preston and Knight - LOLOL. Ru Paul and Jack Osbourne. Driveman out.
-Johnny and Frank - Frank is finally not the biggest f@g on his own team. They will probably do good at puzzles and all the wimpy shite. Mostly trying to avoid any duels by bullying nerds in alliances.
-Trey and Zach - Two juiceballs who pretend like they were college football studs: one got abused by a punter in a one on one tackling drill on the last challenge and the other is a one foot tall bitch who would lose to Aneesa in a fight.
DRIVEMAN POWER RANKINGS:
6. Dunbar/Tyree (would be last on any other challenge ever)
7. Derek/Robb (see above)
1. Camila/Jimmye - Camila is good and there are enough big black dicks around to motivate mushmouth to get in shape and quit drinking cough syrup with Knight.
2. Emily/Paula - Paula sucks but Emily is half man, half amazing.
The rest of the women's teams are too terrible to even mention.
DRIVEMAN PROXY OUT
This post was edited on 7/10 at 1:04 pm