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Posted on 4/28/17 at 11:26 am to Josh Fenderman
Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his pet cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra "Beverly". And he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day, it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Brasky had to shoot the maid.
Posted on 4/28/17 at 12:05 pm to Breesus
God Amighty stirs his own evening cocktail with Bill Brassky's humongous dick!!
To Bill Brasky!!!
To Bill Brasky!!!
Posted on 4/28/17 at 12:11 pm to Honest Tune
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of ‘The King and I’? On opening night, Brasky chloroformed the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews
Posted on 4/28/17 at 12:54 pm to Josh Fenderman
I masturbate to the Teletubbies
Posted on 4/28/17 at 1:14 pm to Tactical1
I'm an idiot
This post was edited on 4/28/17 at 4:17 pm
Posted on 4/28/17 at 1:33 pm to genro
Did I ever tell you about the time I went horseback riding with Brasky, but there weren’t any horses around? Well, Brasky throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn’t you know it, my stamina increases with each day and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Brasky decides to enter me in the Breeders’ Cup, right, under the name Turkish Delight. And I’m running in second place, and I’m running and I break my ankle! They’re about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, "Don’t shoot him, he’s a human."
Posted on 4/28/17 at 1:46 pm to genro
quote:
“He did 3 tours in ‘Nam…… I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it’s Ho Tran Brasky!”
Posted on 4/28/17 at 1:56 pm to High C
Every morning I crap the bed!
Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:01 pm to genro
The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky – except for the apple tree planting and not raping men.
Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:02 pm to High C
Brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong
Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:05 pm to genro
He gave a hand job to a manta ray
Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:12 pm to genro
Bill Brasky routinely photobombs the Hubbell Telescope and NASA's too intimidated to say anything.
Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:19 pm to udtiger
He sleeps eight hours a night! …….. well, he was pretty normal when it came to that.
Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:33 pm to Tactical1
Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky showed up at my daughter’s wedding? You know my daughter, she’s a beautiful girl. Well, Brasky shows up and you know he’s a big fella. Well, he’s standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He’s got no right to be there, but he’s drunk and he’s Brasky. Well, long story short, the priest accidentally marries me and Brasky. We spend the weekend in the Poconos — he loved me like I’ve never been loved before
Posted on 4/28/17 at 3:11 pm to genro
He taught me how to love a woman — and how to scold a child
Posted on 4/28/17 at 5:57 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Brasky taught his son how to drive by entering him into the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died, but Brasky said "It would have happened sometime."
Posted on 4/28/17 at 5:57 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Brasky tonight his som how to drive by entering him into the Indy 500. The kid crashed and died. Brasky said...
It woulda happened sometime..
It woulda happened sometime..
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