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Bill Brasky is a 10 foot tall beastman who showers in vodka & feeds his baby shrimp scampi
Posted on 4/28/17 at 1:42 am
Posted on 4/28/17 at 1:42 am
Bill Brasky had sex with all of our wives, and we loved him for it!
To Bill Brasky
Best damn salesman in the office
To Bill Brasky
Best damn salesman in the office
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Posted on 4/28/17 at 2:49 am to genro
If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' "Pet Sounds".
Posted on 4/28/17 at 6:00 am to genro
Brasky got his wife pregnant and she gave birth to a delicious 16-ounce steak. The afterbirth was sauteed mushrooms.
Posted on 4/28/17 at 6:15 am to Wrenchruh
Bill Brasky once ate the Bible while water skiing
Posted on 4/28/17 at 6:40 am to genro
George Lucas got the idea for the lightsaber after seeing Brasky's penis in the dark.
Posted on 4/28/17 at 7:02 am to Tactical1
Bill Brasky successfully orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith & Wesson
Posted on 4/28/17 at 7:23 am to genro
I once saw him scissor-kick Angela Lansbury.
Posted on 4/28/17 at 7:48 am to genro
I went camping with Brasky … I’m in the back of a pickup with Bill Brasky and a live deer. Well, Brasky, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, ‘I’m Bill Brasky! Say it!’ Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth — “Billbrasky!” It wasn’t exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer.
Posted on 4/28/17 at 7:49 am to CaptainsWafer
He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom
Posted on 4/28/17 at 7:49 am to CaptainsWafer
His favorite movie is One on One with Robby Benson!
Posted on 4/28/17 at 7:50 am to genro
Brasky named the group Sha-Na-Na! They did not want to be called that.
Posted on 4/28/17 at 8:16 am to genro
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can’t find one. Finally, Brasky takes me into a vacant lot and says, ‘Here we are.’ Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us. Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burnt the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, ‘Always leave things the way you found them!
Posted on 4/28/17 at 9:14 am to boxcarbarney
They use Brasky's foreskin as a tarp when it rains in Yankee Stadium.
Posted on 4/28/17 at 9:24 am to genro
Before Brasky kicked the proverbial bucket, he requested to be buried upside down so the worrrrld could kiss his bare arse for eternity!
To Billl Brassssky!
To Billl Brassssky!
Posted on 4/28/17 at 9:28 am to Honest Tune
Bill Brasky can kill 2 stones with 1 bird
Posted on 4/28/17 at 9:33 am to Vols&Shaft83
Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.
Posted on 4/28/17 at 9:40 am to Crusty Juggler
He hated Mexicans! And he was half-Mexican! And he hated irony!
Posted on 4/28/17 at 10:24 am to Damone
He loved The Police..... but he hated the band.
Posted on 4/28/17 at 10:32 am to genro
We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Posted on 4/28/17 at 10:36 am to RedFoxx
Bill Brasky has a toenail on the end of his penis.
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