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Bilj's Commercials that suck: December edition

Posted on 12/11/15 at 3:55 pm
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155357 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 3:55 pm
PHIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLL

let me just preface this by saying that i hate all things peter pan. but frick this commercial.
Posted by H-Town Tiger
Member since Nov 2003
59053 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 4:03 pm to
The VW commercials where the people are driving around doing normal stuff and at the end we see the sales guy asking if we can go back to the dealer now? The worst is one where a couple is driving along after picking out a Christmas tree and she says we forgot Bill. They go back and get the sales guy who asks to go back to the deal, next we see him outside the car again and the speed off. Basically these people are stealing the car.
Posted by rondo
Worst. Poster. Evar.
Member since Jan 2004
77405 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 4:06 pm to
It doesn't get any worse than the anti-cigarette commercials.

And I have never smoked in my life.
Posted by timbo
Red Stick, La.
Member since Dec 2011
7296 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 4:07 pm to
I like that commercial. As I have gotten older, I've realized that Peter Pan would be an annoying little turd.

The "Only my new best friend" Go Auto commercial has been in heavy rotation lately. Always nice to see Greg the Go Auto Guy and his friend with the New Iberia haircut.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53714 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 4:09 pm to
Chip Forstall

/thread
Posted by DestrehanTiger
Houston, TX by way of Louisiana
Member since Nov 2005
12461 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 4:11 pm to
quote:

It doesn't get any worse than the anti-cigarette commercials.


I get angry every time I see those commercials. "Big tobacco be like...". They're so fricking terrible. I just imagine some dudes in their 50s getting together to make the marketing campaign. "I saw my teenage daughter's twitter account, and a lot of people made comments with be like in it. Let's start an anti-smoking campaign where this will clearly convey that we are cool".

Also, the commercials don't make any sense. What do I care if the company is getting rich off of me buying their product? I love Zoe's Kitchen. I go there once a week for lunch. The fact that they are making money off of me has no impact on my choice.

Anyway, those anti-smoking commercials almost drive me to smoking.
Posted by Melvin
Member since Apr 2011
23535 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 4:33 pm to
What a strange thing to have a burning hatred for
Posted by Styxion
St. George, LA
Member since Sep 2012
1596 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 4:36 pm to
The Terry Crews body wash commercials are pretty dumb. They are wasting money on whoever is writing them.
Posted by Gary Lazer Eyes
Halifax
Member since Dec 2015
98 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 4:38 pm to
Old Spice commercials just make absolutely no sense at all now, its just a bunch of random bullshite.

Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
22700 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 4:38 pm to
The car insurance commercial where people are talking about insurance, all casual and conversational like, with the Statue of Liberty in the background. The one where the girl named her car Brad is the worst.
Posted by H-Town Tiger
Member since Nov 2003
59053 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:34 pm to
quote:

The one where the girl named her car Brad is the worst.


i mentioned that one in an earlier thread. She's been thru 3 jobs and 2 boyfriend, no wonder you totaled your car you psycho
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
18946 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:36 pm to
Of course, I'm sick of the Geico Peter Pan ad, but when it first came around, I definitely found it to be one of Geico's more clever commercials.

The JGL commercial is the absolute fricking worst.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 6:22 pm to
December commercials are sucking in general because Hannah Davis isn't in any of them as far as I know.

I want T-Mobile girl back too and some holiday joy from the Toyota desk lady while I'm filling out my order.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 6:27 pm to
quote:

The JGL commercial is the absolute fricking worst.



I was looking to see if this was posted. But for me it is third worst.

For number two:

There is a truck commercial for I think for Ford trucks and the guy says:

"We're second to none. And by none, we mean Chevy and Dodge."

I still haven't figured out if ford is number one or number three behind the other two.

And my vote for worst goes to the guy who says:

I'm never getting married.
Gets married.
I'm never having kids.
Has kid.
We're never moving to the suburbs.
Moves to suburbs .
We're never having another kid.
Had another kid.
I'm never letting go.
Commercial ends.

By the logic of that commercial he leaves his family and divorces his wife quickly after that scene.
This post was edited on 12/11/15 at 6:28 pm
Posted by kmcmah1
Member since Mar 2009
1073 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 7:18 pm to
I had the exact same conversation with a friend the other night about both of those commercials.
Posted by Hoodoo Man
Sunshine Pumping most days.
Member since Oct 2011
31637 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 8:47 pm to
quote:


By the logic of that commercial he leaves his family and divorces his wife quickly after that scene.
Right. That always bothered me.
Posted by BayouBengals337
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2011
837 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 11:11 pm to
quote:

I want some holiday joy from the Toyota desk lady


Have no fear, she's back. Saw her in a christmas commercial tonight!
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158721 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 11:30 pm to
quote:

I get angry every time I see those commercials. "Big tobacco be like...". They're so fricking terrible. I just imagine some dudes in their 50s getting together to make the marketing campaign. "I saw my teenage daughter's twitter account, and a lot of people made comments with be like in it. Let's start an anti-smoking campaign where this will clearly convey that we are cool".



the guy who is smoking with his crew of stuffed animals pisses me off the most. That guy fricking reeks of someone that tours middle schools to tell them the dangers of smoking, but in a really cool hip way.
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158721 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 11:34 pm to
quote:


The JGL commercial is the absolute fricking worst.


frick this commercial and it's encouraging of all the morons that every fricking thing they do should be uploaded to YouTube...dumb dumb dumb is right

I also hate all android commercials, yeah you guys are so edgy and different we get it
Posted by jim712
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2006
1518 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 11:35 pm to
All of them suck
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