Still waiting for Uncle Jed to have his long talk with that boy. I'll know everything I need to know after that.
There's always this one: Quotefully.com
You date one woman all the time and pretty soon people start taking you for granted. They don't say, "Let's invite Andy," or "Let's invite Elly." No, they say. "Let's invite Andy and Elly!" See, then it's "Andy and Elly"; "Elly and Andy". A then, that's when that woman gets her claws into you!
I'm a 53 year old bachelor who doesn't remember that Andy said this, but wish I could say I do.
By the way, how could a fine heterosexual male like Sheriff Andy Taylor stay unmarried for so long. That's still rare to see in some small towns. The King Stay The King!
Unless he is undermined by some smart a$$ pawns. And don't forget to move the stash.