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Baywatch the movie(spoilers)

Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:41 am
Posted by OliverQueen81
In The South
Member since Oct 2015
10494 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:41 am
Was gloriously bad.

The villain Leeds was horrible.

The story-line was faulty.

I mean do you actually think The Rock or anyone could have done that on the boat and saved 3 people????

One second Efron's character is a huge dick and the next second he is the savior, I mean come on.

Though the only thing they got right was the eye candy.
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18664 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 9:00 am to
So can you fap to it like the original?
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
33857 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 9:01 am to
Bad doesn’t even begin to describe it.
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49227 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 9:06 am to
The fact that it was rated R and all we got was a dead guy's dick and not tits is highly disappointing
Posted by OliverQueen81
In The South
Member since Oct 2015
10494 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 9:12 am to
exactly.I don't want to see no dead guys dick.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76173 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 9:22 am to
I appreciate a dead dick now and then
Posted by memphis tiger
Memphis, TN
Member since Feb 2006
20720 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 9:30 am to
quote:

The fact that it was rated R and all we got was a dead guy's dick and not tits is highly disappointing


Wait!!!!!

Not one single Alexandra Daddario topless scenes???


That was the only reason why I was even considering watching.
Posted by OliverQueen81
In The South
Member since Oct 2015
10494 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 9:56 am to
No topless scenes.
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 10:48 am to
quote:

spoilers
didn't the makes take care of spoiling the movie?
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51617 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 11:17 am to
quote:

Though the only thing they got right was the eye candy. 
so it was faithful to the original
Posted by boXerrumble
Member since Sep 2011
52279 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 11:23 am to
Posted by moock blackjack
Member since Apr 2008
96127 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 11:29 am to
Seems like there are more dicks in R rated movies then tits these days!!
I was quite disappointed that there were no tits in Baywatch. Terrible movie nonetheless.
Posted by OliverQueen81
In The South
Member since Oct 2015
10494 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 12:31 pm to
I mean how did the rock know where they dumped efron in that cage? Then u get a rock/efron make out scene.
This post was edited on 10/21/17 at 12:32 pm
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
31897 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 12:34 pm to
Yea it was terrible for sure.

They made fun of themselves a lot and that was the only redeeming quality
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
76496 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 1:26 pm to
Posted by DJ3K
Member since Dec 2011
6729 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 5:19 pm to
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101915 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 5:26 pm to
That was a really really bad movie. Was hoping for at least 21 Jump Street level and it did not deliver at all.
Posted by smkspy
Da filthy nasty dirty South; BR, LA
Member since Jul 2013
915 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:02 pm to
Only redeeming thing about the movie was the Rock ripping on Jack Eftron with names like backstreet boys, beiber, and even high school musical.
Posted by Das Jackal
Da Bayou
Member since Sep 2011
2580 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 11:20 pm to
Spoilers? I doubt anyone gives a frick..
Posted by Badman
West Monroe, LA
Member since Nov 2009
2703 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:52 am to
quote:

exactly.I don't want to see no dead guys dick.AGAIN.

FIFU
This post was edited on 10/22/17 at 9:54 am
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