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re: Batman vs Superman on demand

Posted on 7/24/16 at 8:23 pm to
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 7/24/16 at 8:23 pm to
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I think this movie in 5 years will be looked back on much more favorably - especially the Ulimate Edition.


OMLandshark will be here in five years, demanding that people defend any enjoyment that they derived from the film.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 7/24/16 at 8:26 pm to
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Why are you talking about bashing their heads in? They were burned to a crisp in a pile.


They would still have bullet wounds, and Superman would have shattered their bodies. Why would he bother to take the time to burn them? Why not just leave them there? It all goes back to Lex regardless. This is something anyone of intelligence would think through.

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And lex showed his influence on government officials to get zods body;. You don't think he could influence the person performing the autopsy report.?



If you're comfortable with all of your characters being totally retarded, then go for it. I want characters who are intelligent in my movie. Even under the slightest logic, this movie falls apart.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 8:28 pm to
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You're using another story to show why a character shouldn't think something in a completely different universe....? .


I'm assuming Lex Luthor is well read. Any remotely good interpretation of the character has been. He would never make Doomsday in any respectable interpretation of the character.
Posted by jg8623
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2010
13531 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 8:29 pm to
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They would still have bullet wounds,


I think burning someone to a crisp kinda gets rid of bullet wounds
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 8:30 pm to
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OMLandshark will be here in five years, demanding that people defend any enjoyment that they derived from the film.



fricking laughable coming from you. Save for you and Jeff, everyone has come to the conclusion this movie is a pile of dogshit. You're the one on a uphill battle to prove that this movie isn't a total abortion. Good luck on dancing around everyone else's legitimate criticism of this movie.
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15761 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 8:30 pm to
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Superman would have shattered their bodies.


Shattered with what he burned them. Lol why do you keep saying this? He didn't hit them.


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I want characters who are intelligent in my movie. Even under the slightest logic, this movie falls apart.

Great so you want something that like Sherlock vs Moriarty. Most characters arent like that in comics and aren't defeated in completely sound ways.

Like I said, you keep over thinking everything and ignoring the simplest possible solution
This post was edited on 7/24/16 at 8:32 pm
Posted by auyushu
Surprise, AZ
Member since Jan 2011
8582 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 8:31 pm to
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I think burning someone to a crisp kinda gets rid of bullet wounds


Yeah, those that go all the way through their body and bones would totally disappear because they are burnt, good call.
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15761 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 8:32 pm to
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Save for you and Jeff, everyone has come to the conclusion this movie is a pile of dogshit


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Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 8:32 pm to
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I think burning someone to a crisp kinda gets rid of bullet wounds



But the bigger point is that Superman would have shattered their bodies and there's no reason that Superman would burn them. I think that's a bigger deal.

Plus they found the bullets there. Luthor's plan was retarded. If he had a superhuman working for him, that would be one thing. But shooting them is going to bring up a lot of autopsy questions.
This post was edited on 7/24/16 at 8:33 pm
Posted by McCaigBro69
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Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 7/24/16 at 8:35 pm to
I find it hilarious how butthurt some people get for someone else enjoying a movie
Posted by jg8623
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2010
13531 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 8:35 pm to
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Yeah, those that go all the way through their body and bones would totally disappear because they are burnt, good call.



Bones would still be there, yes

But any flesh wounds would be gone since they're all burned away. Burnt to a crisp doesn't just mean burning on the exterior if I'm not mistaken
Posted by jg8623
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2010
13531 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 8:36 pm to
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But the bigger point is that Superman would have shattered their bodies and there's no reason that Superman would burn them. I think that's a bigger deal.

Plus they found the bullets there. Luthor's plan was retarded. If he had a superhuman working for him, that would be one thing. But shooting them is going to bring up a lot of autopsy questions.



I agree, just simply arguing about the burning bodies part
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15761 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 8:38 pm to
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there's no reason that Superman would burn them


Oh yea? Why not?
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 8:39 pm to
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Shattered with what he burned them. Lol why do you keep saying this? He didn't hit them.



Yeah he just ran into them 100+ miles an hour. Surely that would have shattered his bones in a very specific manner.

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Great so you want something that like Sherlock vs Moriarty. Most characters arent like that in comics and aren't defeated in completely sound ways.


Well, your point is shite here, because Batman analyzes things exactly like Sherlock and Moriarty. He should have known that Superman didn't kill those people and that they were shot.

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Like I said, you keep over thinking everything and ignoring the simplest possible solution


Overthinking things? Like the fact that there should be a massive difference in an autopsy report between being shot and the equivalent of being hit by a fricking van? I'm sorry, but if this is overthinking things, you're clearly stupid simpleton.
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
51435 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 8:40 pm to
Yeah, people take these comic book films way too serious. The truth is that they're all silly movies.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 8:41 pm to
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Oh yea? Why not?



Why would Superman take the time to gather wood and then burn people? It doesn't make any sense.
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15761 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 8:41 pm to
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they found the bullets there


Um, one bullet



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But shooting them is going to bring up a lot of autopsy questions.

An autopsy done in another country and where burying the victims most likely covered any other cause of death up
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15761 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 8:42 pm to
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Why would Superman take the time to gather wood and then burn people? It doesn't make any sense.



And now it all makes sense.













Wow
Posted by jg8623
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2010
13531 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 8:45 pm to
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Why would Superman take the time to gather wood and then burn people? It doesn't make any sense.





Yep, people take these movies wayyyy to seriously
Posted by auyushu
Surprise, AZ
Member since Jan 2011
8582 posts
Posted on 7/24/16 at 8:46 pm to
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But any flesh wounds would be gone since they're all burned away. Burnt to a crisp doesn't just mean burning on the exterior if I'm not mistaken


Depends on what you are talking about by to a crisp. What the mercs did in that movie would be unlikely to hide everything, there would be tons of damage that any autopsy would reveal.

Mind you, I don't really have any issues with that part of the movie, that's just small suspension of disbelief.

Lex's overall plan was idiotic however. And I'm really not sure how any fan of DC at all could like the portayal.

The ultimate cut at least is not a pile of dogshit however, as OM is trying to claim. It does however have a bunch of holes, Lex being the primary one.
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