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re: Amy Schumer cast as Barbie

Posted on 12/3/16 at 6:37 am to
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
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Posted on 12/3/16 at 6:37 am to
Is Danny DeVito playing Ken?
Posted by TXGunslinger10
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2011
17994 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 9:28 am to
She looks like Rocky from Christmas Vacation


Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
51437 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 9:30 am to
Wow, Sony is really going insane these days
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 9:39 am to
I hope she says "my vagina", that would be hilarious.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
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Posted on 12/3/16 at 10:42 am to
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The feature, with Schumer in the lead, will try to address those in a story that begins in a perfect land of Barbies where one woman slowly awakens to the fact that she doesn’t fit it. She is expelled from the idealistic land and journeys to the real world, where she discovers that being unique is an asset.

so they're remaking the Lego movie with an all-female lead cast?
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
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Posted on 12/3/16 at 10:43 am to
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Pull the string on her back to doxx a teenage comedian who made a joke to her that was exactly the same as the jokes she makes at her own expense.


boom? was that a boom? did we just have a boom occur?
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50248 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 8:18 pm to
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Schumer has cultivated a brand of saucy comedy that can clash with Mattel’s pristine image of a gal who has unlimited career options.
FFS, bitch isn´t funny, and she should be living in Morocco (I know she said Spain, but she´d never get in, she´s fat).
Posted by SundayFunday
Member since Sep 2011
9298 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 8:52 pm to
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where she discovers that being unique is an asset.







Amy Schumer?!
Posted by DoUrden
UnderDark
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Posted on 12/3/16 at 8:57 pm to
would not watch if stranded on a desert island.
Posted by MMauler
Member since Jun 2013
19216 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 11:19 pm to
I'll take "Name a movie that I'll never watch -- even for free on cable" for $100, Alex.
Posted by NastyTiger
Hammond/Baton Rouge/Lafayette
Member since Jun 2005
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Posted on 12/3/16 at 11:45 pm to
She is a repulsive human being.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 12/4/16 at 8:15 am to
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Amy Schumer


I am not watching anything she is in anymore.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 9:22 am to
Do people seriously think she's funny?? I hope she disappears from film soon.
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45704 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 3:00 pm to
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Schumer is a terrible fat skank, why doesn't Hollywood realize this?
Same reason, I suppose, that Melissa McCarthy gets roles. Fat and funny sells, but in the case of Schumer, it just doesn't translate on film.
Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 12/4/16 at 3:02 pm to
Won't get a dime from my family
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
66999 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 4:09 pm to
Schumer isn't fat enough for slapstick to be funny, skinny enough to be sexy, too dirty to be seen as a "mom" type, and not funny enough to be the hilarious female friend/side kick.

She's just...terrible. Foul-mouthed, unfunny, shock humor about being slutty and gross while somehow also coming accross as haughty, holyer than thou, and pretentious. Unfortunately, since she's kin to Senator Chuck Schumer, the media will continue to push her as a star long after her 5 minutes of fame should have run out.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 4:23 pm to
She should have taken the Daily Show when it was offered to her. She's not as big as she thought she was.

Not sure she could be any worse than Noah anyway,
This post was edited on 12/4/16 at 4:25 pm
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
66999 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 4:26 pm to
Trust me, Amy on the Daily Show would make you beg for Noah. Noah's pretty bad, but he's not as bad as you think. I think Stewert just made it look effortless. Noah's biggest problem is he's just too partisan. He never ever takes shots at the democrats, as opposed to Stewert who would at least occassionally blast them when they really deserved it.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 5:00 pm to
Here's why Stewart was so gifted, he could embody 3 emotions into a single sentence: enthusiasm, optimism, and cynicism. John Oliver also has this gift which makes him Stewart's actual heir.

I think Schumer could have gotten the enthusiasm and cynacism, but not the optimism. I don't think Noah gets any of these 3 emotions. That's why somewhat by default I think she may have been better.

But yeah, you're right on Noah never taking a jab at the left, while Stewart and Oliver will. Oliver's entire segregation piece was against leftist New York and not Southerners who have done a good job with it from how he described it.
This post was edited on 12/4/16 at 5:02 pm
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 5:34 pm to
Obese barbie
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