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Alien: Covenant - RT Watch (Currently 77%)

Posted on 5/7/17 at 3:26 pm
Posted by Dav
Dhan
Member since Feb 2010
8071 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 3:26 pm
Update: Looks like it'll settle into the high 70%'s with over 140 reviews. Good enough for a theater trip, imo. Will try to check out this weekend.

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Scott has effectively created a satisfying hybrid of Alien, Prometheus and even James Cameron's Aliens.


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Alien: Covenant indulges in a spectacle that's been missing from summer movies for the past decade or so. It grosses you out and then laughs at you while you puke (not literally).


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Alien: Covenant is cruel and scary - it's a hard R, and the suspense levels are off the charts. The monsters ... are believable and terrifying.


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Here is a pretty-looking and aesthetically dazzling picture that dryly remakes the original 1979 classic with all the perfunctory effort of a master being commissioned to trace the lines of a previous work.


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Be warned that Alien: Covenant is about 40 percent Alien, 50 percent Prometheus and 10 percent absolutely bonkers.


Only 25 reviews but I was expecting much worse. So far...so good?
This post was edited on 5/17/17 at 9:06 am
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35437 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 3:46 pm to
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It can't come close to matching the greatness of the first two films in the series

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An interstellar version of Friday the 13th

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dryly remakes the original 1979 classic with all the perfunctory effort of a master being commissioned to trace the lines of a previous work

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So familiar, so disposable, and so baselessly self-important that it might just make you lose faith in this franchise altogether.


Not too encouraging; sounds like the Alien version of TFA.
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
40758 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 3:47 pm to
I read a review on CNet this morning that wasn't favorable
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 4:21 pm to
hopefully its good
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18551 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 6:03 pm to
Comparisons to Prometheus are truly horrifying
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 6:25 pm to
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40 percent Alien


Well, looks like they safely crossed the threshold to get my money.
Posted by lsusportsman2
Member since Oct 2007
27232 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 6:55 pm to
I think it will be pretty good.
Posted by devils1854
Franklin
Member since Aug 2014
6348 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 6:57 pm to
Prometheus
72%
6.9/10 average rating

Posted by Civildawg
Member since May 2012
8547 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 7:30 pm to
Quick question about Prometheus. Does this board hate it because of the basically no answers it gives for all the questions it poses? Because that's the reason I dislike it.
Posted by THRILLHO
Metry, LA
Member since Apr 2006
49488 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 7:37 pm to
I'm not easy to please when it comes to movies/TV shows, and I liked Prometheus. I think people probably had too high expectations (Alien/Aliens) that led them to overlooking a decent thriller with a pretty good atmosphere/planet.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18551 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 8:14 pm to
The issues I have with Prometheus are it's pretentious as frick. I don't go into movies with "expectations" other than I don't want movies to shite over their originals. Which Prometheus did.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18326 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 8:38 pm to
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I don't go into movies with "expectations" other than I don't want movies to shite over their originals. Which Prometheus did.


That was no where near the worst of it though.

There were some excruciatingly bad lines and moments in the movie.

"Father!" ranks right there with "Martha!"

The whole scene with the girl running in a straight line while a skinny, round piece of machinery is rolling right towards her.

The fact that their map "expert" got lost within five minutes of exploring the area plus the fact that everyone in the film made dumb decisions.

That's just off the top of my head. Again, like BvS, Prometheus had an easy path to being successful. It tried to do way too much and failed miserably at all of it.

If Alien: Covenant gets back on track, it should be (hopefully) an easy success.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18551 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 8:45 pm to
Yes, that factors into mybhatebofnf that movie
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
84831 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 8:51 pm to
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Alien version of TFA.


i think it's been pretty obvious for awhile thats what we're getting
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58035 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 9:07 pm to
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The fact that their map "expert" got lost within five minutes of exploring the area plus the fact that everyone in the film made dumb decisions.


Gotta love how he and his buddy are scared of disturbing the dead alien but they have no problem playing with the alien worm when they are lost.
Posted by Dav
Dhan
Member since Feb 2010
8071 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 9:06 am to
bump...anyone plan on checking this out over the weekend?
Posted by bamabenny
Member since Nov 2009
14640 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 9:13 am to
Definitely.

Will probably go catch a matinee showing on Sunday or something. Been looking forward to this one for a while.
Posted by BigOrangeVols
Knoxville
Member since Jul 2015
3067 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 9:52 am to
I don't know how you read those reviews and not get excited.
Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
8297 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 10:48 am to
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Gotta love how he and his buddy are scared of disturbing the dead alien but they have no problem playing with the alien worm when they are lost.


I just don't understand it all. i was too young when the originals came out so didn't really watch much of them save the 2nd and 3rd installations.

Love alien movies period, but what exactly was the point? Engineers create life on earth, then were going to destroy it at the end? Who created the alien worm assholes that morphed into bigger alien assholes? Why were the engineers asleep in the chamber instead of out creating more shite?
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 12:05 pm to
Not this weekend but will probably hit the 9 PM during the week.
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