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re: 50 Shades of Grey: LIVE watch thread

Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:49 pm to
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:49 pm to
Away across the country...She misses that crazy shite.


Oh, on a personal note. I'm significantly buzzed now...


01:39:27
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:51 pm to
Oh, no big deal, I'll just show up because you didn't answer your phone...


1:41:35
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:57 pm to
The test of the relationship is going to come down to business problems and not weird bedroom actions.

"I want you to be in the playroom in 15 minutes."

1:47:28
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:58 pm to
He just tied two half hitches. I know that know not from boy scouts.


1:48:12
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 5:00 pm to
Well that was a rather tame use of cat of nine tails. Nowhere near Passion of the Christ.

1:49:49
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 5:04 pm to
Does that even make sense? Show me why you hurt?

Basically, hurt me as much as you can so I can understand you?! Don't words do enough nowadays?!?!

1:54:11
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 5:07 pm to
OK. I may have interpreted that wayyy the wrong way. He wasn't supposed to do what she asked him to do? I'm confused? She's mad that he hurt her by taking it out on her when she asked him to?!

1:56:50
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 5:11 pm to
OMG that scene of her in the elevator and the doors close and they each say their names to each other mirrors their first meeting!

Annnnnd montage time!

2:00:49 (2 hour mark!)
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 5:14 pm to
WAIT, WHAT?! That's it?

They are too different and it's Grey's fault. He gets up from a meeting and leaves? Haha.

Weird ending.

Cool credits song, though.

2:02:16 - gonna stick around to see if there's an easter egg.
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 5:18 pm to
OK. Well. I made it through. I think I am drunk.

I learned a few things, but about myself. I guess there will be another installment of this sooner or later?

I want a girlfriend. And sooner rather than later, but you cannot rush those things.

All in all it was an OK watch although nothing really happened after the first sex scene the characters just stayed where they were.

I give it 2/5 stars.


Time to go fap before the Saints game!


NUMBER 1 THREAD ON THE M/TV BOARD Y'ALL!
Posted by Styxion
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 5:20 pm to
I watched this with my wife a few weeks ago. The only thing it made me want to do was be rich.
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 5:40 pm to
quote:

Well that was a rather tame use of cat of nine tails. Nowhere near Passion of the Christ.


Thanks for the blow by blow, so to speak. The miniscule amount of curiosity I had about this film has been satisfied.
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 5:41 pm to
quote:

Thanks for the blow by blow, so to speak.


I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!

quote:

The miniscule amount of curiosity I had about this film has been satisfied.


Not sure I encapsulated the entirety of the plot. But, oh well.
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