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50 Shades of Grey: LIVE watch thread

Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:04 pm
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:04 pm
Pectus, the message board's resident virgin, will be watching 50 Shades of Grey and writing "tweet like" replies.

He will provide time stamps along with each post if you would like to follow along.

He will also be drinking Cabernet Sauvignon, because he's gotta keep it classy.


Last Saturday without football.
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:08 pm to
So it begins. Let's do this. Wait, this is a Focus Feature? Like ESotSM?

I'm in for a treat!

01:03
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:09 pm to
Nice grey tie selection. Inefficient way to organize it.

Grey is a guy's name.

02:45

Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:12 pm to
Anastacia Steel? Sounds like a porn name!

04:30
Posted by FT
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:13 pm to
This is gay.
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:15 pm to
Poor interviewer. "Are you gay?" Lol. He's running the whole interview.

08:10
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:16 pm to
I love how in movies interviews last 3 minutes in real time, when they are closer to 30 minutes or an hour in real life. She'd get reprimanded for just 3 minutes with Gray.

09:50
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:19 pm to
She's already in love with him? After the 3 minute interview?

12:45
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:22 pm to
Visiting her at work? Stalking, unless he intended on returning the paper he stole on her way out.

15:18
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:23 pm to
You know this book began its life as Twilight fan fiction, right?

Watching it + drinking classy wine + being a virgin = you are extremely gay.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:23 pm to
Should have done this like on Tuesday night.
This post was edited on 8/22/15 at 3:24 pm
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:23 pm to
Wait. Wait. Zipties? Masking tape? (red) Rope?

This isn't going where I think it's going? Is it?

16:30
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:26 pm to
Welp. She can wave her journalism career goodbye. He's walking all over her. She's eating up the attention. Not a good journalist.

19:10
Posted by CunningLinguist
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:27 pm to
I hope to god you have a chick with you watching this movie.
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:27 pm to
Haha. He saved her and they had a weird touchy moment. Of course.

20:33
Posted by Superior Pariah
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:29 pm to
quote:

Resident virgin


Didn't you get laid? Or is this title grandfathered in?
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:31 pm to
She's right. He is bossy. But this is really unprofessional.

He's going to come get her while drunk? Where is this heading?

24:15
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:32 pm to
Jose almost got puke in his mouth.

25:30
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:34 pm to
Stayed the night in the hotel, but not in his room...it looks like.

Oh. Never mind. He stayed in the same bed.

Classy guy!

27:45
Posted by Pectus
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Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:36 pm to
"I'm here because I'm incapable of leaving you alone."
I'm using that line.

Singular tastes? Is he asexual or something?

29:15
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