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Von Miller gives every player in AFC West custom bottle of wine, Thank You note

Posted on 12/2/16 at 10:56 am
Posted by ChunkyLover54
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 12/2/16 at 10:56 am
Broncos linebacker Von Miller gifted every player in the AFC West — including practice-squad players and those on injured reserve — with a bottle of custom wine and a Thank You note. That’s nearly 290 bottles.



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Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
50543 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 10:57 am to
Von is a different kind of cat
Posted by TechDawg2007
Bawville
Member since Nov 2007
32249 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 10:58 am to
And this is why %80 of NFL players are broke 5 years after retirement
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34506 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 10:59 am to
What the frick kinda gay shite is this?



If Matt Ryan sent me a bottle of booze and I played for the saints I'd shite, piss, and bust a nut in it and send it back to him
This post was edited on 12/2/16 at 11:00 am
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 10:59 am to
His team fined him for farting too much in team meetings. He is the greatest man who ever lived.
Posted by ChunkyLover54
Member since Apr 2015
6526 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 11:00 am to
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His team fined him for farting too much in team meetings. He is the greatest man who ever lived.


He also missed a week of practice before a playoff game for eating bad fried cheese form a movie theater
Posted by vengeanceofrain
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Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 12/2/16 at 11:01 am to
How can he do this while being locked in a room in Denmark?
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
22692 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 11:01 am to
Dumbass, he knew he'd get publicity for this wine for this.... This is actually a great financial move... It's massive free marketing. He probably has a stake in this companies product. It's a local Denver company.

I'm guessing basically no one had ever heard of this wine before... Now millions will know... Coincidentally just before the Christmas holidays too.... Miller is a smart dude. Always like his demeanor and "oddities"
This post was edited on 12/2/16 at 11:05 am
Posted by TechDawg2007
Bawville
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 12/2/16 at 11:01 am to
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If Matt Ryan sent me a bottle of booze and I played for the saints I'd shite, piss, and bust a nut in it and send it back to him



Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
94796 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 11:02 am to
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And this is why %80 of NFL players are broke 5 years after retirement
290 bottles

Lets assume the bottles were $1,000(i doubt they were even that much)

That is $290,000

Miller is making 19 million dollars this year

Those bottles cost him 1.5% of his salary.


If you make $85,000 in a year, that is the equivalent of you spending $1,275 on wine.



I think he will be ok
Posted by ChunkyLover54
Member since Apr 2015
6526 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 11:02 am to
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How can he do this while being locked in a room in Denmark?


Maybe Dildo Shwaggins took a fall for him?
Posted by Wooly
Member since Feb 2012
13851 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 11:03 am to
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And start working towards your next childhood dream


Passive aggressive "I'ma make yo arse quit"
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76120 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 11:03 am to
This is a nice idea. This is the true spirit of xmas
Posted by TechDawg2007
Bawville
Member since Nov 2007
32249 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 11:03 am to
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That is $290,000

That money would triple if he invested it correctly by the time he retires
Posted by Wooly
Member since Feb 2012
13851 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 11:04 am to
Now way he sent out $1000 to everyone. My guess is $100 tops.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83335 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 11:14 am to
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Those bottles cost him 1.5% of his salary.


If you make $85,000 in a year, that is the equivalent of you spending $1,275 on wine.



I think he will be ok
You act like this is ok

If it was a business move, then alright.
Posted by Tigerfan56
Member since May 2010
10520 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 11:14 am to
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That is $290,000 Miller is making 19 million dollars this year Those bottles cost him 1.5% of his salary. If you make $85,000 in a year, that is the equivalent of you spending $1,275 on wine.


Miller will be fine, no doubt.

But I've always felt this was a poor way of looking at things. Everything costs the same no matter what you make. So even though $290,000 for Miller is the equivalent of $1,275 to a normal person - the opportunity costs are very different.

290k is a nice house or super high end car vs $1,275 being a TV or couch.

But as someone else mentioned, he probably has a vested interest in the wine company.
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
12724 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 11:16 am to
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Now way he sent out $1000 to everyone. My guess is $100 tops.


A couple of quick searches and I found they max out around $250 per bottle from that vineyard. Maybe there's something higher but I couldn't find it and quit looking. They start around $100 per bottle as best I can tell. So 290 * 250 = 72,500
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35395 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 11:16 am to
I doubt they cost him anything.

As someone said, free marketing for the winery.

Wineries give out tons of free bottles to promote.

290 bottles isn't a whole lot to get this kind of publicity.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
16249 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 11:17 am to
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If Matt Ryan sent me a bottle of booze and I played for the saints I'd shite, piss


Had to read that twice, read it the first time without the comma "I'd shite piss..."
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