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The GOAT responds to Lavar Ball
Posted on 8/1/17 at 1:42 pm
Posted on 8/1/17 at 1:42 pm
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LaVar, the blowhard father of No. 2 overall pick Lonzo Ball, claimed to USA Today in March, “Back in my heyday, I would kill Michael Jordan one-on-one. … I would just back [Jordan] in and lift him off the ground and call a foul every time he fouls me when I do a jump hook to the right or the left. He cannot stop me one-on-one. He better make every shot ’cause he can’t go around me. He’s not fast enough. And he can only make so many shots outside before I make every bucket under the rim.”
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“You’ve got to understand the source,” Jordan told a crowded gym. “He played, I think, college, maybe? He averaged, like, 2.2 points a game. Really? It doesn’t dignify an answer, but I’m going to give it to you, because you asked the question: I don’t think he could beat me if I was one-legged.”
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Posted on 8/1/17 at 1:44 pm to boXerrumble
LaVar is even getting MICHAEL frickING JORDAN into the fray 
This post was edited on 8/1/17 at 1:44 pm
Posted on 8/1/17 at 1:45 pm to boXerrumble
"It doesn't dignify an answer..........but I'm Michael fricking Jordan, bitch...."
This post was edited on 8/1/17 at 2:09 pm
Posted on 8/1/17 at 1:46 pm to WestCoastAg
Yep, he wins again.
Posted on 8/1/17 at 1:48 pm to boXerrumble
If Michael Jordan feels the need to clarify that he is in fact a better basketball player than you then you've already won. Lavar Ball is a trolling savant.
This post was edited on 8/1/17 at 1:48 pm
Posted on 8/1/17 at 1:48 pm to boXerrumble
Lavar Ball is a fricking genius
Posted on 8/1/17 at 1:50 pm to WestCoastAg
Lavar is a clown and he embarrasses himself and his sons.
Posted on 8/1/17 at 1:50 pm to castorinho
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Lavar Ball is a fricking genius
Easy now.
Posted on 8/1/17 at 1:51 pm to castorinho
quote:I don't know about genius, but he was smart enough to procreate with a woman who could give him boys who are big enough to carry him to infamous notoriety.
Lavar Ball is a fricking genius
Posted on 8/1/17 at 1:51 pm to beaverfever
LaVar's a marketing genius, this is inarguable
Posted on 8/1/17 at 1:53 pm to WestCoastAg
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LaVar is even getting MICHAEL frickING JORDAN into the fray
The GOAT troll. I mean it's just incredible
Posted on 8/1/17 at 1:53 pm to ThePTExperience1969
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Lavar Ball is a fricking genius
quote:i dont know about that
LaVar's a marketing genius, this is inarguable
hes just proven how far someone can go in this country if they are loud and obnoxious when given an opportunity to speak to everyone in the country
Posted on 8/1/17 at 1:53 pm to David Ricky
it really is remarkable
Posted on 8/1/17 at 1:53 pm to boXerrumble
I think we'd pay money to watch MJ vs Lavar, first to 21
Posted on 8/1/17 at 1:58 pm to boXerrumble
LaVar is a disaster
Posted on 8/1/17 at 1:59 pm to SDVTiger
why has no one asked lavar if he thinks the earth is flat?
Posted on 8/1/17 at 2:00 pm to WestCoastAg
If you can't afford the shoes, YOU'RE NOT A BIG BALLER. Also, you've made my point that the MSM is complicit in elevating the LaVar/Lonzo narrative to astronomical proportions due to LaVar's bombasticity in illustrating the basketball attributes of his sons and so far, it's worked: Lonzo's worth $33 million and LaMelo's gonna be a Bruin. There's a reason people know more about Lonzo than they do about Fultz, Fox and Dennis Smith Jr and it sure isn't the fact Lonzo led the nation in assists.
Posted on 8/1/17 at 2:00 pm to htran90
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I think we'd pay money to watch MJ vs Lavar, first to 21
I think in Lavar's case he wins if he scores a point.
Posted on 8/1/17 at 2:02 pm to castorinho
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Lavar Ball is a fricking genius
I cringe every time people use the word genius incorrectly.
Posted on 8/1/17 at 2:07 pm to airfernando
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he was smart enough to procreate with a woman who could give him boys who are big enough to carry him to infamous notoriety.
this is a lot smarter than people will give him credit for. We need more selective breeding not that technology has basically rendered Darwinism useless
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