Doc gets released from the rest of his contract and retires. Decides to come back the next day. Clippers hire him. In the meantime, Clips trade Deandre to the Celts for KG straight up. What could Stern realistically do about it?
Stern's final act as commissioner should be to call Donald Sterling into his office, put a pistol on the desk and say "You're selling the Clippers to Larry Ellison. We had two accountants determine the fair market value of the team and this is how much he'll pay you for them."