Nick Diaz and GSP with the greatest UFC conference call of all time

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12. “I don’t know what he’s going through with the whole ‘dark side,’ or where he comes from, or whatever. I know where the frick I come from. I don’t have to dredge up some bullshite to get everybody excited.” — Diaz

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10. “I never tweet once in my life. I have people doing it for me…I’m not into the social media at all. Unfortunately.” — St. Pierre

9. “I don’t care if there’s a camera crew in the backseat of my car. I could give a shite. I just don’t like when I’m not ready for it and don’t know about it. You’ve got Georges, and someone is over there powdering his nose out, and send[ing] him off for a video shoot. He’s got someone making a Twitter for him. Now he don’t even know how to talk and act right. He’s got people living his life for him in the public.” — Diaz

8. “Everybody wants to know what Georges thinks and what Georges says, and wants to look like how Georges looks, and wear tight shorts like Georges, and get strong, and forget about jiu-jitsu, forget about boxing, let’s do a Superman punch like Georges. frick mixed martial arts. frick the martial arts aspect, and jiu-jitsu, and where the frick did you come from, who the frick gave you your black belt, I think that guy deserves more credit. Whatever. If you want your disrespect, there it is right there.” — Diaz

7. “Let me tell you something, uneducated fool. Listen to me. [Diaz begins to go nuts in the background.] I have not always been rich. I start from the bottom. I made myself, I work very hard to be where I am right now. I know you don’t believe this, because you didn’t succeed yet, and maybe you will never succeed in your life because I don’t think you’re smart enough to understand how you should do to reach that point.” — St. Pierre. He then went on to explain the concept of passive income.

6. “I don’t understand half of the words that you are saying, because your English is… I speak English better than you, man. Talk to me like a normal human being, man.” — St. Pierre

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4. “We’ll go to our next question from Ariel Hel…Helwinny? Please go ahead.” — The call’s moderator. No, I’ve never heard of this Helwinny guy either.

3. “I just don’t like that I’m made out to be this evil person that needs to be shot down, or needs to be conquered, you know? What the frick? If anything, I’m like the superhero coming in with the anti-bullshite. Give me a fricking break, are you seriously gonna stick to the bullshite forever? This is mixed martial arts, ladies and gentlemen. This is some boring-arse shite we’re watching, and we should see something new as far as I’m concerned.” — Diaz

2. “Check this out, motherfricker. I pulled up to a stoplight the other day, and some fricking 40-year-old lady, some soccer mom, sticks her head out the window and says, ‘I hope GSP beats your arse.’ We’re in fricking Lodi, bitch. I’m like, Are you serious?…I’m living in a frickin’ small town full of people who hate me over here.” — Diaz

1. “I hope so motherfricker! If I had that much money, I’d be fricking pampering myself the frick up. I’d be having motherfrickers pampering my shite left and fricking right. There’d be motherfrickers every hour, on the hour, showing up to pamper me out. Period.” — Diaz, interrupting brilliantly when a reporter asked GSP if he was “pampered.”

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