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Mikhail Prokhorov's Response to "King LeBron"
Posted on 7/9/10 at 7:06 am
Posted on 7/9/10 at 7:06 am
Found this on another board and it was too good not to share. Another poster made up a "Mikhail Prokhorov (New Jersey Nets' new Russian owner)" alias and posted this gem:
"Heat. This is warn.
First you pay many rubles to Christov Bosh and countryman Dwade. Was OK. You give rubles to King as well? I will now crush you.
Glorious Nyets offered maximum rubles amount to King LeBron and get verbal commitment of "maybe." Black friend Jason-Z say Miami is nice place to live. I say Trenton is nice place to live. Almost nice as Moscow.
This is warn. I have crushed Knick with Billboard. You will surrender King LeBron to Nyets or I will execute following plan of action.
1. I make giant billboard to block sun in Miami. Not nice place anymore. Property value down. Will Smith make no more song about glory of Miami.
2. I buy Heat and trade King and comrade Bosh to Nyet. Prime Minister Stern will have to be terminate for this to be allow. I will crush Prime Minister Stern. Then move Heat to Novosibirsk to die in famine of cold Russian winter. You now have cheer for Magic.
3. I release my Boris Bear in center of Miami. You are no longer safe.
Make decide."
"Heat. This is warn.
First you pay many rubles to Christov Bosh and countryman Dwade. Was OK. You give rubles to King as well? I will now crush you.
Glorious Nyets offered maximum rubles amount to King LeBron and get verbal commitment of "maybe." Black friend Jason-Z say Miami is nice place to live. I say Trenton is nice place to live. Almost nice as Moscow.
This is warn. I have crushed Knick with Billboard. You will surrender King LeBron to Nyets or I will execute following plan of action.
1. I make giant billboard to block sun in Miami. Not nice place anymore. Property value down. Will Smith make no more song about glory of Miami.
2. I buy Heat and trade King and comrade Bosh to Nyet. Prime Minister Stern will have to be terminate for this to be allow. I will crush Prime Minister Stern. Then move Heat to Novosibirsk to die in famine of cold Russian winter. You now have cheer for Magic.
3. I release my Boris Bear in center of Miami. You are no longer safe.
Make decide."
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Posted on 7/9/10 at 7:13 am to GulfCoastBiased
quote:
Glorious Nyets offered maximum rubles amount to King LeBron and get verbal commitment of "maybe." Black friend Jason-Z say Miami is nice place to live. I say Trenton is nice place to live. Almost nice as Moscow.
Posted on 7/9/10 at 7:16 am to GulfCoastBiased
quote:
1. I make giant billboard to block sun in Miami. Not nice place anymore. Property value down. Will Smith make no more song about glory of Miami.
Wow...
This post was edited on 7/9/10 at 7:18 am
Posted on 7/9/10 at 7:22 am to GulfCoastBiased
In Soviet Russia, free agent signs you.
Posted on 7/9/10 at 8:11 am to busbeepbeep
Almost spit out my coffee
Posted on 7/9/10 at 8:11 am to GulfCoastBiased
i chuckled
Posted on 7/9/10 at 8:14 am to GulfCoastBiased
quote:
Nyets
Posted on 7/9/10 at 8:15 am to GulfCoastBiased
Posted on 7/9/10 at 8:22 am to GulfCoastBiased
Posted on 7/9/10 at 9:00 am to ScoopAndScore
quote:
I buy Heat and trade King and comrade Bosh to Nyet.
Prime Minister Stern will have to be terminate for this to be allow.
I will crush Prime Minister Stern.
...funny shite...
Posted on 7/9/10 at 9:02 am to GulfCoastBiased
I only wish I could've written that"
Posted on 7/9/10 at 9:03 am to GulfCoastBiased
Posted on 7/9/10 at 9:03 am to GulfCoastBiased
Posted on 7/9/10 at 9:03 am to GulfCoastBiased
quote:
Will Smith make no more song about glory of Miami.
Posted on 7/9/10 at 9:09 am to GulfCoastBiased
Kissing Suzy Kolber? i know you didnt write that, if you did you should apply to KSK.
I needed that
I needed thatThis post was edited on 7/9/10 at 9:10 am
Posted on 7/9/10 at 9:12 am to WelcomeToDeathValley
That's one of the funniest things I've read in a while
Posted on 7/9/10 at 9:13 am to GulfCoastBiased
Posted on 7/9/10 at 9:13 am to AlexLSU
As reading that, I kept thinking I was Drago in Rocky. I must break you.
Posted on 7/9/10 at 9:20 am to Slickback
One of the funniest things I've read in a long time 
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