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David Ortiz offered adult film role after he said his dream job is to be in porn
Posted on 9/30/15 at 6:55 am
Posted on 9/30/15 at 6:55 am
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Big Papi swings a big bat. He also likes a big butt. And now he may get the chance to put the two together.
That is what we learned about the Boston Red Sox slugger David Ortiz last week when he filled out a “What the Blank?” questionnaire for Derek Jeter’s website, the Players’ Tribune.
Ortiz wrote that his dream job, if he couldn’t play baseball, would be to be a “porn star.”
And his current musical guilty pleasure is Sir Mix-a-Lot’s “Baby Got Back” – you know, the one in which the rapper admits, “I like big butts, and I cannot lie.”
After the news broke, the actual porn movie producer, Vivid Entertainment CEO Steve Hirsch, told TMZ Sports that he was prepared to offer the Dominican star a cool $100,000 to make “Big Papi’s Slugger,” which would match him in at least one sex scene with four or five women. "
His personality is too big for just one," Hirsch said.
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This post was edited on 9/30/15 at 7:09 am
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Posted on 9/30/15 at 7:16 am to Bench McElroy
Just hope Ortiz is not into the Jeter and Posada kinda stuff
Posted on 9/30/15 at 7:31 am to Bench McElroy
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Derek Jeter’s website, the Players’ Tribune.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 7:49 am to Bench McElroy
He can mimic porn life by doing Jeter's exes and living off of penicillin.
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:29 am to SECfirst
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:32 am to Bench McElroy
what a loser
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:39 am to Bench McElroy
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David Ortiz offered adult film role after he said his dream job is to be in porn
So can we go ahead and just assume that the title of this motion feature would be along the lines of I Love It When You Call Me Big Papi?
Posted on 9/30/15 at 9:40 am to saint amant steve
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o can we go ahead and just assume that the title of this motion feature would be along the lines of I Love It When You Call Me Big Papi?
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Vivid Entertainment CEO Steve Hirsch, told TMZ Sports that he was prepared to offer the Dominican star a cool $100,000 to make “Big Papi’s Slugger,” which would match him in at least one sex scene with four or five women. "
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