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Strippers, Hookers, Meth or all three ?
Posted on 4/3/09 at 12:08 pm
Posted on 4/3/09 at 12:08 pm
Wow. I really took some big deductions last year (at least for Your Humble Pimpness).
I just found out I was getting a nice five figure refund check, from Good Old Uncle Sam.
So how do I blow it ?
In a single weekend.
I need help from the board .
I'm tired of being conservative and responsible. It's boring.
I call it "getting in touch with my Inner-Democrat"...
But I'm new at it.
What would all you highly- practiced degenerates recommend?
I just found out I was getting a nice five figure refund check, from Good Old Uncle Sam.
So how do I blow it ?
In a single weekend.
I need help from the board .
I'm tired of being conservative and responsible. It's boring.
I call it "getting in touch with my Inner-Democrat"...
But I'm new at it.
What would all you highly- practiced degenerates recommend?
This post was edited on 4/3/09 at 12:10 pm
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Posted on 4/3/09 at 12:23 pm to Lsupimp
frick you. I have to write a 5 figure check this weekend.
I suggest you buy a new computer. And lots and lots and lots of baconators. maybe a large frosty.
I suggest you buy a new computer. And lots and lots and lots of baconators. maybe a large frosty.
Posted on 4/3/09 at 12:29 pm to MileHigh
Pretty freaking boring for a degenerate, porn-viewing, bong-snorting Commerce City hippy.
I expect you low-life professional class guys to bring it STRONG.
Everybody knows the Money Board is where the real "situational-ethics" people reside.
Not whimper in here like that.
I need unbridled ribaldry and felonious activities. Not quiet time with Grammy.
I expect you low-life professional class guys to bring it STRONG.
Everybody knows the Money Board is where the real "situational-ethics" people reside.
Not whimper in here like that.
I need unbridled ribaldry and felonious activities. Not quiet time with Grammy.
Posted on 4/3/09 at 12:32 pm to Lsupimp
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I need unbridled ribaldry and felonious activities.
well go buy an 8 ball, and head down to nola. even with your pear shaped frame, with enough coke, you can get a hooker to suck you off.
personally what I do when I have extra cash is go buy some good pot plus some xanax. Smoke up and go to the art museum. But I am boring.
Posted on 4/3/09 at 12:59 pm to MileHigh
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plus some xanax
????
u didn't strike me as a bar popper. Why do you like them? relaxing?
Posted on 4/3/09 at 4:32 pm to MileHigh
If you are ever in Shrevport get blown and go to the Norton Gallery, best Remington collection in the world. 
Posted on 4/3/09 at 4:35 pm to Lsupimp
One third on women, one third on booze and drugs and the rest.......just waste it.
Posted on 4/3/09 at 4:36 pm to dranknpurple
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????
u didn't strike me as a bar popper. Why do you like them? relaxing?
i have never met a drug I didn't like. Xanax is going to top marijuana and alcohol. I love it. just makes me feel good. Too addictive to use regularly.
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If you are ever in Shrevport get blown and go to the Norton Gallery, best Remington collection in the world.
I do love remington. Amon carter has a nice selection too. The chances of me ever going to s-port again are prolly near zero.
This post was edited on 4/3/09 at 4:37 pm
Posted on 4/3/09 at 4:40 pm to MileHigh
quote:What is the generic for Xanax? Is it lorazepam or something like that? If so, I have some left over from my chemo days. It took the edge off when I was....well never mind..TMI.
Xanax is going to top marijuana and alcohol.
Posted on 4/3/09 at 4:58 pm to LSURussian
quote:
What is the generic for Xanax? Is it lorazepam or something like that?
Alprazolam is the generic. lorazepam is ativan.
But its basically the same thing. Ativan releases slower.
Posted on 4/3/09 at 5:04 pm to MileHigh
quote:You know some stuff. I always thought "milehigh" referred to where you live but now I know....
Alprazolam is the generic. lorazepam is ativan.
Anyway, I've got about 20 pills of lorazepam left over. What should I do with them?
Posted on 4/3/09 at 5:07 pm to LSURussian
quote:
You know some stuff. I always thought "milehigh" referred to where you live but now I know....
well both. Thus the name.
quote:
Anyway, I've got about 20 pills of lorazepam left over. What should I do with them?
Mail them to me? I will trade you some brownies for them.
if you want to me my brother in person, he will be mailing me something next week for easter. he is still trying to convert me, and he thinks (for some dumbass reason) that he can buy my love of god.
Posted on 4/3/09 at 10:08 pm to MileHigh
I think U need to hop on a plane to Vegas, get the "rainman suite". Make sure to bring a buddy or two, then corral a few strippers/hookers play nekkid twister in a hot tub then PIIHB
Posted on 4/3/09 at 11:34 pm to LawLessTyGer
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I think U need to hop on a plane to Vegas, get the "rainman suite". Make sure to bring a buddy or two, then corral a few strippers/hookers play nekkid twister in a hot tub then PIIHB
pimp, I am pretty fun to hang with if you like doofus hipseters that think the are pretty cool.
Posted on 4/4/09 at 9:23 am to MileHigh
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doofus hipseters that think the are pretty cool
Are you sure you are not describing me?
All of us are old and flatulent, but we think we are the shite.
And like Dennis Miller we make obscure cultural references and watch the dullards look befuddled, and this gives us great satisfaction.
Posted on 4/4/09 at 10:32 am to Lsupimp
E.
Posted on 4/5/09 at 1:20 am to Dignan
Posted on 4/5/09 at 11:07 am to TheHiddenFlask
Hotelicopter? 
Posted on 4/6/09 at 1:03 pm to foshizzle
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Hotelicopter?
The clear choice.
Posted on 4/6/09 at 1:44 pm to MileHigh
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frick you. I have to write a 5 figure check this weekend.
I got a 5-figure refund last year (woohoo!), but that was after writing a 6-figure check the previous December (boohoo) to Uncle Sam. Ditto this year it appears. So, screw both o'yazz!
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