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Ye_Olde_Tiger LSU Fan Member since Oct 2004 745 posts	Gorilla with a Chainsaw Penis (Posted on 9/22/08 at 11:46 a.m.) Am I the only one that really despises this description of our team? I mean...what the hell? Who do you use this reference to other than rantards online? Has anyone ever actually said this out loud to another person? I'm all for cool nicknames and whatnot, but a chainsaw for a penis? I mean, if you're gonna say its an 800lb gorilla with chainsaw genitalia shouldn't it be called a D**K not a penis? It just sounds so stupid. We can imply that its going to rape you literally to pieces with its genitalia but we can't use an offensive word for the name of said genitalia. Please, lets stop using this. Chainsaws for hands? How about an 800lb gorilla carrying a chainsaw? Why is it his penis? I just dont get it.
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Lsupimp LSU Fan Baton Rouge Member since Nov 2003 17028 posts Online	re: Gorilla with a Chainsaw Penis (Posted on 9/22/08 at 11:48 a.m. to Ye_Olde_Tiger) :ban: Oh vey.... :dope:
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TheCaterpillar LSU Fan oxford/baton rouge Member since Jan 2004 16572 posts	re: Gorilla with a Chainsaw Penis (Posted on 9/22/08 at 11:49 a.m. to Ye_Olde_Tiger)
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Ye_Olde_Tiger LSU Fan Member since Oct 2004 745 posts	re: Gorilla with a Chainsaw Penis (Posted on 9/22/08 at 11:49 a.m. to Lsupimp) You really like it that much?
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harper6464 Hawaii Fan baton rouge Member since Jan 2007 7907 posts	re: Gorilla with a Chainsaw Penis (Posted on 9/22/08 at 11:49 a.m. to Ye_Olde_Tiger) quote: I just dont get it. shut up sienfeld
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crazy4lsu USA Fan Member since May 2005 5960 posts	re: Gorilla with a Chainsaw Penis (Posted on 9/22/08 at 11:49 a.m. to harper6464) gorillas actually have the smallest penis of all the primates. i would rather it be a blue whale with a chainsaw penis.
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oob02 LSU Fan Baton Rouge Member since Oct 2007 269 posts	re: Gorilla with a Chainsaw Penis (Posted on 9/22/08 at 11:50 a.m. to crazy4lsu) you know it was started by someone on a radio show right?
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Ye_Olde_Tiger LSU Fan Member since Oct 2004 745 posts	re: Gorilla with a Chainsaw Penis (Posted on 9/22/08 at 11:50 a.m. to crazy4lsu) Yeah...thats scary. I wonder what those mating sounds would be like?
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FrisceauxTiger LSU Fan out west Member since Jul 2008 1848 posts	re: Gorilla with a Chainsaw Penis (Posted on 9/22/08 at 11:52 a.m. to Ye_Olde_Tiger) Great rant. How about an 800 lb Chainsaw with a rabid silverback gorilla for a penis? Is that better?
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Ye_Olde_Tiger LSU Fan Member since Oct 2004 745 posts	re: Gorilla with a Chainsaw Penis (Posted on 9/22/08 at 11:54 a.m. to oob02) No, I didn't know that. What radio show? And btw, just because someone on a radio show says it doesn't mean we should repeat it.
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BoogerLee LSU Fan Philadelphia Member since Aug 2008 906 posts	re: Gorilla with a Chainsaw Penis (Posted on 9/22/08 at 11:55 a.m. to Ye_Olde_Tiger) quit talking about dicks you dips
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Lsupimp LSU Fan Baton Rouge Member since Nov 2003 17028 posts Online	re: Gorilla with a Chainsaw Penis (Posted on 9/22/08 at 11:56 a.m. to FrisceauxTiger) It's a creative and funny descriptive. I have found that really dour people and excessively literal people despise it. People named Francis. And accountants.
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Jett Rink Member since Feb 2007 12 posts	re: Gorilla with a Chainsaw Penis (Posted on 9/22/08 at 11:58 a.m. to Ye_Olde_Tiger) It was started by Spencer Hall, aka "Orson Swindle," on his blog, EDSBS.
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Towelie LSU Fan Amway Arena Member since Aug 2007 17053 posts	re: Gorilla with a Chainsaw Penis (Posted on 9/22/08 at 11:59 a.m. to oob02) quote: you know it was started by someone on a radio show right? No, it wasn't
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MDcajuntiger LSU Fan Nashville, TN Member since Sep 2007 277 posts	re: Gorilla with a Chainsaw Penis (Posted on 9/22/08 at 12:00 p.m. to Ye_Olde_Tiger) quote: Chainsaws for hands? How about an 800lb gorilla carrying a chainsaw? Why is it his penis? See below for clarification
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Ye_Olde_Tiger LSU Fan Member since Oct 2004 745 posts	re: Gorilla with a Chainsaw Penis (Posted on 9/22/08 at 12:01 p.m. to Lsupimp) Creative? Yes. Funny? No. Descriptive? Extremely. My middle name is Francis, got a problem with that? Not an accounant though. Taxidermy. Its more like a plot-line for a bad sci-fi movie: Agent 17: Sir, the experiment didn't go as planned. There were....complications. Agent 29: What complications? Gorilla: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (Sounds of chainsaw revving) (Bloodsplatter) (Agent 17's arms and head flying into the wall) I digress.
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Lsupimp LSU Fan Baton Rouge Member since Nov 2003 17028 posts Online	re: Gorilla with a Chainsaw Penis (Posted on 9/22/08 at 12:03 p.m. to Ye_Olde_Tiger) I withdraw my literal comments.
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TenTex LSU Fan Member since Jan 2008 7206 posts	re: Gorilla with a Chainsaw Penis (Posted on 9/22/08 at 12:04 p.m. to Ye_Olde_Tiger) It was a Bama fan who called into Paul Finebaum's radio show last year. It was hilarious. I don't have the audio clip, it was passed around a lot last year.
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Towelie LSU Fan Amway Arena Member since Aug 2007 17053 posts	re: Gorilla with a Chainsaw Penis (Posted on 9/22/08 at 12:10 p.m. to TenTex) quote: It was a Bama fan who called into Paul Finebaum's radio show last year. who stole it from EDSBS
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Ye_Olde_Tiger LSU Fan Member since Oct 2004 745 posts	re: Gorilla with a Chainsaw Penis (Posted on 9/22/08 at 12:18 p.m. to Towelie) We should make sure we have our facts straight about this!
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