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Cosmo
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Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
I know we develop traits through natural selection and genetic drift but WTF is the advantage of having squinty eyes? Why were they kept in the gene pool? Seems like this would be a disadvantage in survival of the fittest.




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pioneerbasketball
coonass and johnson
Member since Oct 2005
30481 posts


re: Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
:racist:




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Cosmo
Proud Member of the IFF
Member since Oct 2003
28534 posts


re: Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
This is a legit Darwinian question.




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Afreaux
El Palo Rojo
Member since Aug 2007
34706 posts


re: Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
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One hypothesis as to why epicanthic folds came about involves the climates in which populations expressing them arose. Sunlight reflects more intensely off light colored surfaces, such as those prevalent in snowy regions or savannah and deserts, and the theory is that an epicanthic fold in such an environment would expose a narrower section of the eye to incoming light, reducing the amount of light entering the eye. The trait may also be useful against strong winds. With regards to the Khoisan in Africa, it is likely that the epicanthic fold was acquired for analogous reasons. Specifically, in the vast dry grasslands of the Savannah regions, the yellow grasses also reflect and intensify sunlight. Additionally, analogous conditions are present in the case of the little mentioned epicanthic folds of Saharan groups such as the Dinka or Nuer of Sudan (Hassan, 1962) who live in environments in which sunlight reflects off of the light colored sands of the desert.





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BilJ
Condon's Corner
Member since Sep 2003
88946 posts


re: Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
bc God hates them....duh




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Kafka
THEY GOT HERE. THEY CAN GO BACK.
Member since Jul 2007
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BamaScoop
Hoover, Alabama
Member since May 2007
22743 posts


re: Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
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but WTF is the advantage of having squinty eyes?


God knew that we were going to bomb the shite out of the japanese one day and the flash was going to be so fast and bright that they needed to be in pre squint mode to preserve the retinas.

So it stands to reason that we are going to bomb China one day, think about it.





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lsucocoa
br
Member since Feb 2008
718 posts


re: Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
lots of light reflects from snow. too much reflection is not good




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PiscesTiger
Member since Feb 2004
30256 posts


re: Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
So they can deck da halls wit bells of rory.




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TheDoc
Friend of the Shrimperman
Member since Dec 2005
49887 posts


re: Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
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Why do Asians have squinty eyes?


Avg Fundy Christian answer:

"because god made them that way"





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coloradoBengal
Member since Sep 2007
20445 posts


re: Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
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One hypothesis as to why epicanthic folds came about involves the climates in which populations expressing them arose. Sunlight reflects more intensely off light colored surfaces, such as those prevalent in snowy regions or savannah and deserts, and the theory is that an epicanthic fold in such an environment would expose a narrower section of the eye to incoming light, reducing the amount of light entering the eye. The trait may also be useful against strong winds. With regards to the Khoisan in Africa, it is likely that the epicanthic fold was acquired for analogous reasons. Specifically, in the vast dry grasslands of the Savannah regions, the yellow grasses also reflect and intensify sunlight. Additionally, analogous conditions are present in the case of the little mentioned epicanthic folds of Saharan groups such as the Dinka or Nuer of Sudan (Hassan, 1962) who live in environments in which sunlight reflects off of the light colored sands of the desert.


+1 or....

They could just all be badasses...








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TulaneUVA
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
10090 posts


re: Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
WTF kind of question is this? Why do white people have white skin? WHAT BENEFIT DOES WHITE SKIN GIVE YOU?




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coloradoBengal
Member since Sep 2007
20445 posts


re: Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
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WTF kind of question is this? Why do white people have white skin? WHAT BENEFIT DOES WHITE SKIN GIVE YOU?


White skin would be sort of "unevolved". Pigmented skin has a purpose. But I don't think white skin does. Black babies are kinda white when they are born, but I don't know if that's relevant.





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TulaneUVA
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
10090 posts


re: Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
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White skin would be sort of "unevolved". Pigmented skin has a purpose. But I don't think white skin does. Black babies are kinda white when they are born, but I don't know if that's relevant.


Uh, if you're a 'believer' in evolution, all human kind descended from Africa/Middle East.

White skin would be an 'evolved' trait.





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TIGER2
Mandeville.La
Member since Jan 2006
5935 posts
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re: Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Shut up,round eye!




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coloradoBengal
Member since Sep 2007
20445 posts


re: Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
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Uh, if you're a 'believer' in evolution, all human kind descended from Africa/Middle East.

White skin would be an 'evolved' trait.


Uh... there's not evidence what fricking color those people were in Africa eleventy jillion years ago.

The climate was very different. Just because they came from Africa doesn't mean they were black.





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TulaneUVA
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
10090 posts


re: Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
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Uh... there's not evidence what fricking color those people were in Africa eleventy jillion years ago.

The climate was very different. Just because they came from Africa doesn't mean they were black.





Evidence...





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coloradoBengal
Member since Sep 2007
20445 posts


re: Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
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Evidence...


"Ma.. Timmy took my white crayon!"

"Use the black one, you can see it better on that WHITE ROCK you are drawing on anyway. Especially since you fricked up and painted the deer bright red already anyway."



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TulaneUVA
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
10090 posts


re: Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
"WHITE ROCK"

Dude, seriously. You think people started off with white skin?





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coloradoBengal
Member since Sep 2007
20445 posts


re: Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
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Dude, seriously. You think people started off with white skin?


I don't know, and neither do you. I know that "pigmented" skin has a purpose. White skin doesn't, or at least I can't figure out what it would be.

White skin could have been a regression or whatever, I suppose.





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