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colorchangintiger LSU Fan Chuck Vegas Member since Nov 2005 5769 posts	For Everyone Going to the BAMA game! (Posted on 10/31/07 at 6:51 p.m.) Botanical Bombs over Bama I am putting together a little biological warfare scheme for the Alabama game, and I need everyone to help spread the word! Here's the deal: Get as many people as possible who are going to Tuscaloosa for the LSU/ Bama game this weekend to buy packets of purple and yellow wildflower seeds... ALOT of them! The strategy is for everyone to mix the seeds together and, once they are within 5 miles of Tuscaloosa on the interstate, get as close to the neutral ground as possible and throw the seeds out of their driver-side car window. The goal is that by the time spring rolls around (or whenever they will grow), Dick Saban will be forced to drive to work every single day through an ENTIRE FIELD of purple and gold REGRET-ME-NOTS! Causing him to painfully reflect on the aBAMAnation of a mistake he's made by leaving LSU. I've done some research, and this is totally possible (in fact, they already encourage this in some states to beautify the roadways). The best wildflowers in terms of height, chance of growing, surviving, spreading quickly/densely, and having the most effective color are as follows: Yellow: Bird's Foot Treefoil; Yellow Coreopsis Purple: Purple Verbena Now go to your local seed store, Home Depot, Horticulture Department (if anyone could tap this source it would be HUGE!), or wherever, and buy as many seeds as you can! There is quite a variety of yellow wildflowers and a few different kinds of purple wildflowers... so if you can't find the specific types mentioned above, just grab whatever you can get that is purple and yellow! Just be careful with using dark purple and orange... we don't want this looking like an Auburn prank. So now you know, and you have NO EXCUSE to not participate, or at least make your friends participate if you are not going. The instructions are simple: 1. Buy as many purple and yellow wildflower seeds as possible (an equal amount of each). 2. Drive to Bama. 3. When you're within 5 miles of TuscaLoser, chunk the seeds in the neutral ground! * Remember - fire your jihadist jumble of germinating jellybeans AT RANDOM within the 5 miles of Tuscaloosa on the interstate... NOT the exact 5 mile mark. We want to cover as much ground as possible. Dispursing them with a steady series of tosses would actually be much better than throwing them all at once. Easy enough, right? The tough part is getting EVERYONE in on this, so spread the word! Send out e-mails about it! Post it on chat forums! If you work for a news publication (and I know alot of you do), USE IT! Every single person invited to this group knows AT LEAST 2 people going to Bama this weekend... so there's no excuse! Can you imagine the look on Saban's poo-eating face, and the faces of all those unwarranted football snobs at Bama, when suddenly their entire interstate is purple and gold!!!!! Priceless... absolutely PRICELESS. If we pull this off, it will be one of those things that will be talked about for years - the kind of thing that you'll see on magazine covers, further setting LSU fans apart from the rest because, YES - we are willing to go THIS far. Every little bit counts, so spread the word... and the SEED! P.S. Don’t go telling your fruitcake Bama “friends” about this… we want it to be a TOTAL surprise! Geaux Tigers, Pike (Pike Barkerding) This post was edited on 10/31 at 7:04 p.m.
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3HourTour LSU Fan Saints Fan & Lutcher Fan Member since Mar 2006 8537 posts	re: For Everyone Going to the BAMA game! (Posted on 10/31/07 at 7:38 p.m. to colorchangintiger) im in
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CreoleGumbo LSU Fan Faubourg Bayou St. John Member since Sep 2003 775 posts	re: For Everyone Going to the BAMA game! (Posted on 10/31/07 at 8:04 p.m. to 3HourTour) how bout I write a banner, on the overpass, that says, "go f&%k yourself with an aids dick-saban" i like that better....
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Cochinito LSU Fan Baton Rouge Member since Oct 2007 160 posts	re: For Everyone Going to the BAMA game! (Posted on 10/31/07 at 8:08 p.m. to CreoleGumbo) I am in for the flowers not the aids dick
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LSULANE LSU Fan Covington Member since May 2007 3008 posts	re: For Everyone Going to the BAMA game! (Posted on 10/31/07 at 8:08 p.m. to CreoleGumbo) Funny. Plant some by the Welcome to Alabama signs.
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UofAFan Boston College Fan Tuscaloosa Member since Oct 2005 99 posts	re: For Everyone Going to the BAMA game! (Posted on 10/31/07 at 8:16 p.m. to LSULANE) I got a cure for that plan....
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colorchangintiger LSU Fan Chuck Vegas Member since Nov 2005 5769 posts	re: For Everyone Going to the BAMA game! (Posted on 10/31/07 at 10:08 p.m. to colorchangintiger) bump
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los angeles tiger LSU Fan Burbank, CA Member since Oct 2003 31420 posts	re: For Everyone Going to the BAMA game! (Posted on 10/31/07 at 10:10 p.m. to colorchangintiger) I like this idea. It's a creative, fun way to leave the LSU mark there that will actually brings some beauty to Alabama, which they need.
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RawTiger LSU Fan Houston, TX Member since Feb 2006 1594 posts	re: For Everyone Going to the BAMA game! (Posted on 10/31/07 at 10:12 p.m. to colorchangintiger) I love it!!!
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tigahfromtheham LSU Fan Birmingham Member since Jun 2005 2003 posts	re: For Everyone Going to the BAMA game! (Posted on 10/31/07 at 10:14 p.m. to colorchangintiger) I like this idea and will put this on Finebaum's airways tomorrow afternoon.
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Ferg Alabama Fan Decatur Member since Oct 2007 105 posts	re: For Everyone Going to the BAMA game! (Posted on 10/31/07 at 10:15 p.m. to RawTiger) One problem. In case you guys haven't got cable, we're in a drought here in N. Alabama. That's an important fact because, well, plants need water to grow.
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DBG LSU Fan louisiana Member since May 2004 25161 posts	re: For Everyone Going to the BAMA game! (Posted on 10/31/07 at 10:17 p.m. to Ferg) quote: In case you guys haven't got cable, we're in a drought here in N. Alabama. or we just dont pay attention to northern alabama weather
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tigahfromtheham LSU Fan Birmingham Member since Jun 2005 2003 posts	re: For Everyone Going to the BAMA game! (Posted on 10/31/07 at 10:19 p.m. to Ferg) quote: One problem. In case you guys haven't got cable, we're in a drought here in N. Alabama. That's an important fact because, well, plants need water to grow. Oh, Ok. Well we won't do it then thank you for sparing us a waste of time. You are so thoughtful
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NAsh-vegas Tigah LSU Fan Murfreesboro, TN Member since Jan 2004 475 posts	re: For Everyone Going to the BAMA game! (Posted on 10/31/07 at 10:55 p.m. to colorchangintiger) bump
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Lieutenant Dan LSU Fan San Juan Member since Nov 2007 13 posts	re: For Everyone Going to the BAMA game! (Posted on 11/1/07 at 12:07 p.m. to UofAFan)
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geauxaces LSU Fan Member since Oct 2007 305 posts Online	re: For Everyone Going to the BAMA game! (Posted on 11/1/07 at 12:41 p.m. to Lieutenant Dan) I'd rather just beat'em 49-0; I bet that has a better chance of upseting ole'nick than some stupid flowers that won't grow on grass that gets cut EVERY WEEK!!!
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mikelana24 LSU Fan Baton Rouge Member since Sep 2007 190 posts	re: For Everyone Going to the BAMA game! (Posted on 11/1/07 at 12:56 p.m. to colorchangintiger) I LOVE IT! wish i was going just to throw seeds, hahaha (but keep in mind, bama fans read this)
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