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You know you're an ole miss fan if...

Posted on 1/4/14 at 11:40 pm
Posted by Steak
Supermarket
Member since Jan 2014
4 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 11:40 pm
You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi
You think Genitalia is an Italian Airline
Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction
You think Opossum is "the other white meat"
You carried a fishing pole into sea world
You think subdivision is part of a math problem
You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law
You have more than one brother named "Darryl"
The people on "The Jerry Stringer Show" remind you of your neighbors
You think fast food is hitting an Opossum at 65 mph
You take a six-pack cooler to church
You use a weed eater in your living room
The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it
The third grade teacher says little bubba could be a mathematical genius because he has thirteen fingers





Posted by im4LSU
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2004
31925 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 11:41 pm to
Good luck
Posted by Steak
Supermarket
Member since Jan 2014
4 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 11:42 pm to
quote:

Good luck

With what?
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 11:43 pm to
Those are all pretty stupid
Posted by LSUregit
Member since Dec 2013
1620 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 11:45 pm to
Posted by RATeamWannabe
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
25942 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 11:45 pm to
Wow.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
126934 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 11:48 pm to
Jeff Foxworthy called. He wants his "you might be a redneck if...." jokes back.
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 11:49 pm to
Seriously wtf? Who GAF about ole miss right now
Posted by Korali
Member since Nov 2013
812 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 11:58 pm to
You really need to lurk a little bit more.
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 1/5/14 at 12:05 am to
You spill the ranch dressing from your piggly wiggly sandwich tray on your walmart khakis because you drank too many zimas
Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
18636 posts
Posted on 1/5/14 at 12:05 am to
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Steak


You're my favorite alter <3
Posted by StadiumDormRat'72
BR,LA
Member since Sep 2012
2942 posts
Posted on 1/5/14 at 12:29 am to
Harry Caray: (thread hi-jack, was responding to double-post thread and you/I were in the extra one whacked)
Maybe there was some testy locker-room exchange about getting out-rebounded by shorter hustlers, but it definitely wasn't foul trouble...TV announcers said how odd it was he wasn't in the game at least a half-dozen times.
Posted by Celery
Nuevo York
Member since Nov 2010
11074 posts
Posted on 1/5/14 at 12:32 am to
Honestly. Worst thread I've ever seen.
Posted by Jrv2damac
Kanorado
Member since Mar 2004
64951 posts
Posted on 1/5/14 at 12:39 am to
Beating LSU is called "ruining their season"
Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
54009 posts
Posted on 1/5/14 at 1:14 am to
Read it and enjoyed it.

Who gives a frick what these assholes say.

OP was legit.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21352 posts
Posted on 1/5/14 at 7:28 am to
Thought the list was funny.
Posted by harry coleman beast
Left Field
Member since Aug 2008
52210 posts
Posted on 1/5/14 at 7:58 am to
quote:

You know you're an ole miss fan if...



Your favorite teams practice squad beat LSU this year...
Posted by eelsuee
2B+!2B
Member since Oct 2004
4502 posts
Posted on 1/5/14 at 8:22 am to
When AJ McCarron was in a jet ski accident and doctors told his parents he would have permanent brain damage. Is that the point they knew he would be a star football player for Alabama?
This post was edited on 1/5/14 at 9:12 am
Posted by Gray Tiger
Prairieville, LA
Member since Jan 2004
36512 posts
Posted on 1/5/14 at 8:36 am to
quote:

You spill the ranch dressing from your piggly wiggly sandwich tray on your walmart khakis because you drank too many zimas while partying in the Grove.

Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43055 posts
Posted on 1/5/14 at 8:41 am to
This is awesome..
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