You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi
You think Genitalia is an Italian Airline
Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction
You think Opossum is "the other white meat"
You carried a fishing pole into sea world
You think subdivision is part of a math problem
You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law
You have more than one brother named "Darryl"
The people on "The Jerry Stringer Show" remind you of your neighbors
You think fast food is hitting an Opossum at 65 mph
You take a six-pack cooler to church
You use a weed eater in your living room
The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it
The third grade teacher says little bubba could be a mathematical genius because he has thirteen fingers