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Posted on 11/1/12 at 3:24 pm
Posted by FUBAR
USA
Member since Sep 2004
4442 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 3:24 pm
You buy Tide detergent because you think it will somehow benefit your favorite football team.


You Armor All the tires on your mobile home because your buddies are coming over for the big game.
Posted by LsuTool
Member since Oct 2009
34841 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 3:25 pm to
got a million comedians out of work
Posted by sheek
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Sep 2007
43891 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 3:25 pm to
Your dogs names are "Roll and "tide"
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
29025 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 3:27 pm to
You like to kill trees and sexually assault drunk men.
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
29025 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 3:27 pm to
(double post)
This post was edited on 11/1/12 at 3:28 pm
Posted by lwlsu96
Member since Oct 2011
5404 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 3:29 pm to
You want a rematch because the 1st game didn't prove enough.
Posted by sheek
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Sep 2007
43891 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 3:30 pm to
you took a pay day loan out to buy your lsu/bama tickets.
Posted by harry coleman beast
Left Field
Member since Aug 2008
52210 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 3:39 pm to
Your three sons are named Pawl, Bear, and Bryant.
Posted by wolfman55h
Eunice LA
Member since Oct 2012
74 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 3:42 pm to
I wouldn't make too much fun of a team that kicked us all over the field in January. I'm going to need earplugs if all this whistling in the grave yard continues.
Posted by thelsutigerfan
Death Valley
Member since Sep 2011
401 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 3:42 pm to
Sex education was canceled at your school
....
because the Mule died.
Posted by LSUCouyon
ONTHELAKEATDELHI, La.
Member since Oct 2006
11329 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 3:43 pm to
You use mulligans to get ahead in life.

"Aw c'mon Ms Smith, let me take that test again. I can make better than a D!"
Golfer..... (obvious)


" Aw come on baby, it'll be better this next time!"
Posted by harry coleman beast
Left Field
Member since Aug 2008
52210 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

I wouldn't make too much fun of a team that kicked us all over the field in January. I'm going to need earplugs if all this whistling in the grave yard continues.


STFU pussy
Posted by HuRRiCaNe MiLeS
Bossier City
Member since Jan 2010
8153 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 3:44 pm to
Shitty thread gunna shitty thread

The rant sucks today.
Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8254 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 3:46 pm to
On your 16th birthday you get to decide if your bottombits are going to be "petal" or "stamen," and the Tide-Mohel snips your webbing at your Hu-Bris. Dang that is pretty good cake.
Posted by lsuin92
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
1307 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 3:47 pm to
You have verbally abused your sister so much that she finally makes you go to marriage counseling
Posted by HuRRiCaNe MiLeS
Bossier City
Member since Jan 2010
8153 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 3:48 pm to
If you voted for Obama because the last 4 letters contain bama.
Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8254 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 3:48 pm to
You and your sister and your mom and your neicephew's minstrel cycles all synchronize.
Posted by thelsutigerfan
Death Valley
Member since Sep 2011
401 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 3:49 pm to
You can use a dental floss as toothbrush.
Posted by BeauxSox
Winter Garden, FL
Member since Feb 2007
1553 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 3:50 pm to
You missed your sister giving birth to your first child because Alabama was erecting another Statue

Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8254 posts
Posted on 11/1/12 at 3:50 pm to
You have a coital position that looks like beluga whales held together by a binder clip.
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