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Posted on 9/17/13 at 10:49 pm
Posted by copenhagen pete
folsom
Member since Mar 2010
704 posts
Posted on 9/17/13 at 10:49 pm
I took my 9 year boy to the game this past Saturday. I've told him in the past that people have died, been cremated and have had their ashes cast upon the field. So, as we are going thru gate one before the game he says in his most heart felt voice: dad, when I die I wanna be CASTRATED and my DUST thrown on tiger stadium field! It took all my strength not to laugh but I didn't dare! I said that's awesome buddy!
Posted by Tiger Nation 84
Member since Dec 2011
36504 posts
Posted on 9/17/13 at 10:52 pm to
Holy balls has his even dropped yet?!
Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
18634 posts
Posted on 9/17/13 at 10:56 pm to
They vacuum up the ashes and throw them away.
Posted by blowmeauburn
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2006
7885 posts
Posted on 9/17/13 at 10:57 pm to


thats great. reminds me of this time we took a trip to St. Louis and I was 9 or 10 and started singing the Pink Floyd song, "we don't need no education" only instead of education I said masturbation.
Posted by copenhagen pete
folsom
Member since Mar 2010
704 posts
Posted on 9/17/13 at 10:57 pm to
It was just so funny that he got mixed up and said castrated for cremated and dust for ashes. Hilarious but sincere
Posted by Burt Reynolds
Monterey, CA
Member since Jul 2008
22443 posts
Posted on 9/17/13 at 10:57 pm to
Posted by jozy
2nd and 2
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted by Carolinacajun
Davidson County Jail
Member since Oct 2003
12034 posts
Posted on 9/18/13 at 12:01 am to
I took my 10 yr old daughter to a game and walking down the SE gate 3 ramp after the game I was trying to hurry her up when she responded quite loudly "Dad, patience is a VIRGIN! "
I Could only hope so.....
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 9/18/13 at 12:09 am to
Posted by copenhagen pete
folsom
Member since Mar 2010
704 posts
Posted on 9/18/13 at 12:28 am to
Blow meau and Carolina, I'm sure u can relate. Kids r so funny!
Posted by 2007lsuno1
Marietta, GA
Member since Aug 2009
6692 posts
Posted on 9/18/13 at 6:44 am to
Posted by StadiumDormRat'72
BR,LA
Member since Sep 2012
2942 posts
Posted on 9/18/13 at 7:04 am to
quote:

people have died, been cremated and have had their ashes cast upon the field.


I wonder how those people's families feel about the Bayou Country Superfest? (they peel off the turf and re-sod it every year after the festival now)
Posted by SpartyGator
Detroit Lions fan
Member since Oct 2011
75311 posts
Posted on 9/18/13 at 7:06 am to
quote:

when I die I wanna be CASTRATED


eh...

quote:

my DUST thrown on tiger stadium field!


nice
Posted by PRK
Member since Sep 2009
9142 posts
Posted on 9/18/13 at 7:06 am to
quote:

I wonder how those people's families feel about the Bayou Country Superfest? (they peel off the turf and re-sod it every year after the festival now)



Solution: get your ashes dumped in the Tiger Stadium trough urinals. Those sons of bitches aren't going anywhere.
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