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What does Dr. Chris Warner, Ph.D. think about this last win?
Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:20 pm
Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:20 pm
inquiring minds want to know.
i know that i want to hear his latest thoughts on such a contest
his wordsmithing is something to behold
i know that i want to hear his latest thoughts on such a contest
his wordsmithing is something to behold
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Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:21 pm to Rouge
quote:
his wordsmithing is something to behold
Is it really?
Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:22 pm to Rouge
Just shoot me now.
Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:22 pm to Rouge
quote:
What does Dr. Chris Warner, Ph.D. think about this last win?
Whatever it is, it will be lengthy prose.
Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:22 pm to Rouge
You mean the TigerDroppings beat writer whose last thread on here got whacked? Man, that had to be embarrassing.
Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:24 pm to Rouge
Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:24 pm to Rouge
Bet he deos not play the race card. 
Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:25 pm to Rouge
He and Scott McKay are the two biggest blow hards to ever pretend to be LSU sports writers.
Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:27 pm to Rouge
You mean the guy who writes a bullshite article and then never shows back up when people call out his bullshite?
He has probably committed suicide by now in the wake of Miles' success.
He has probably committed suicide by now in the wake of Miles' success.
Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:29 pm to RikTikTIGER
Is that the guy living in S alabama hawking tailgating books
Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:32 pm to liquid rabbit
quote:
Just shoot me now.
I'll have what he's having
Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:33 pm to liquid rabbit
quote:bend over, i'm aiming for your wabbit heart...
Just shoot me now.
Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:35 pm to manwich
Love the Doc's post:
Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:36 pm to Rouge
His wordsmithing is something to behold alright, but not in a good way.
I don't doubt his love for our Tigers, but his writing is pretentious, overly adjectival and borderline mean-spirited. It's almost as if he's trying to out-clever the reader - prove that he knows big words and such - which is never a good idea.
There are many things he can do with his spare time. Writing about the Tigers - or anything else for that matter - should be waaaaaaay down on the list.
I don't doubt his love for our Tigers, but his writing is pretentious, overly adjectival and borderline mean-spirited. It's almost as if he's trying to out-clever the reader - prove that he knows big words and such - which is never a good idea.
There are many things he can do with his spare time. Writing about the Tigers - or anything else for that matter - should be waaaaaaay down on the list.
Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:37 pm to Rouge
met him last year in Auburn....good guy
Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:40 pm to GarmischTiger
quote:
I don't doubt his love for our Tigers, but his writing is pretentious, overly adjectival and borderline mean-spirited. It's almost as if he's trying to out-clever the reader - prove that he knows big words and such - which is never a good idea.
This
Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:45 pm to Rouge
You need a few lines of blow to stay awake through his "analysis".
Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:46 pm to GarmischTiger
quote:
His wordsmithing is something to behold alright, but not in a good way.
I don't doubt his love for our Tigers, but his writing is pretentious, overly adjectival and borderline mean-spirited. It's almost as if he's trying to out-clever the reader - prove that he knows big words and such - which is never a good idea.
There are many things he can do with his spare time. Writing about the Tigers - or anything else for that matter - should be waaaaaaay down on the list.
Its inner self-loathing. He still hasn't found a city or town he can move to and actually win an election for public office. That really annoys him.
I still laugh at that ad he bought when he was running for Senator with a fake British accent. Classic.
Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:47 pm to Tigress
My version of Chris Warner's writing:
"Chris Warner's writing sucks."
My version of Chris Warner's writing as would be written by Chris Warner:
"The veritable and scrupulous Chris Warner sometimes, when the mood is right, takes his quilled, fountain-tipped pen in his oversize mitt and manipulates the pen in a stellar and zealous manner over the snow-white piece of paper intended to catch the effluvium from his writing utensil. The words flow from his pen in a startling and crucial manner. It ends up as a product most analogous to what a school lad might do to the straw that juts from his cold, delicious drink."
"Chris Warner's writing sucks."
My version of Chris Warner's writing as would be written by Chris Warner:
"The veritable and scrupulous Chris Warner sometimes, when the mood is right, takes his quilled, fountain-tipped pen in his oversize mitt and manipulates the pen in a stellar and zealous manner over the snow-white piece of paper intended to catch the effluvium from his writing utensil. The words flow from his pen in a startling and crucial manner. It ends up as a product most analogous to what a school lad might do to the straw that juts from his cold, delicious drink."
Posted on 9/26/11 at 3:56 pm to notiger1997
scott mckay is somewhere plotting another way to frick LSU fans out of money.
Purple and Gold magazine- check
his damn strong or whatever club- check
how will you fool them next scott?
Purple and Gold magazine- check
his damn strong or whatever club- check
how will you fool them next scott?
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