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The Day My Fandom Died
Posted on 12/6/15 at 11:35 am
Posted on 12/6/15 at 11:35 am
I was standing in line at the Winn-Dixie when I heard the news. The guy in front of me saw my LSU shirt, and said, "Did you hear? Cowherd just said LSU football isn't any good." I grabbed the candy rack to steady myself (I felt faint.)
But the man wasn't finished. "Jason Sehorn said the same thing this morning on channel 320. Or maybe it was channel 321."
I was reeling. How could I go on? I wasn't sure who Jason Sehorn was ... I was pretty sure he was a former white cornerback in the NFL who had married a model... maybe the only white cornerback in NFL history, so he probably wasn't that good.
But I wondered, how can I go home now and look my wife in the eye? My kids?
I manned up. Steeled my resolve. Only to learn, LSU would be playing in a garbage bowl game. Oh, the shame! I'm sure this means something different to every LSU fan out there. For me, it means I can't go to my family reunion in Tennessee, and look my cousin in the eye, who will mercilessly yell "Rawl Todd" at me (you see, he is a huge Bama fan; he didn't graduate from Alabama; in fact, has never been to a game and buys his Bama shirts at Walsmart, but he bleeds red and white. Well, I guess most of us do, huh?)
I am on suicide watch. I will not accept mediocrity from a college football team. I cannot. I will not.
I wept.
But the man wasn't finished. "Jason Sehorn said the same thing this morning on channel 320. Or maybe it was channel 321."
I was reeling. How could I go on? I wasn't sure who Jason Sehorn was ... I was pretty sure he was a former white cornerback in the NFL who had married a model... maybe the only white cornerback in NFL history, so he probably wasn't that good.
But I wondered, how can I go home now and look my wife in the eye? My kids?
I manned up. Steeled my resolve. Only to learn, LSU would be playing in a garbage bowl game. Oh, the shame! I'm sure this means something different to every LSU fan out there. For me, it means I can't go to my family reunion in Tennessee, and look my cousin in the eye, who will mercilessly yell "Rawl Todd" at me (you see, he is a huge Bama fan; he didn't graduate from Alabama; in fact, has never been to a game and buys his Bama shirts at Walsmart, but he bleeds red and white. Well, I guess most of us do, huh?)
I am on suicide watch. I will not accept mediocrity from a college football team. I cannot. I will not.
I wept.
Posted on 12/6/15 at 11:37 am to TigerJeff
Sooo...what's going on in here
Posted on 12/6/15 at 11:37 am to TigerJeff
Lol remember the 90's. We back bitches.
Posted on 12/6/15 at 11:37 am to TigerJeff
People will be mean. But I laughed.
Posted on 12/6/15 at 11:38 am to TigerJeff
There's always "next year"
Posted on 12/6/15 at 11:39 am to TigerJeff
Did you write The Book of Love?
Posted on 12/6/15 at 11:39 am to TigerJeff
...dude , that was funny ! You are today's winner !
Posted on 12/6/15 at 11:40 am to TigerJeff
This was probably funny when you were typing it out.
Posted on 12/6/15 at 11:41 am to tigger42day
Alabama fans in Tennessee? No way!
Posted on 12/6/15 at 11:43 am to TigerJeff
Well, bye...time to shed some of the bandwagoners anyway...
Posted on 12/6/15 at 11:47 am to TigerJeff
I was expecting something more closely matching the tune "American Pie".
And I was singin ...
Bye, bye, Les Miles stole all my Pride
Drove my fandom to the levee
Ole Man River was dry
Them good ole Tigers drinkin whiskey, don't cry
Singin this will be the day my fandom died
This will be day my fandom died.
And I was singin ...
Bye, bye, Les Miles stole all my Pride
Drove my fandom to the levee
Ole Man River was dry
Them good ole Tigers drinkin whiskey, don't cry
Singin this will be the day my fandom died
This will be day my fandom died.
This post was edited on 12/6/15 at 11:49 am
Posted on 12/6/15 at 11:49 am to TigerJeff
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TigerJeff
So clever. Enjoying the mediocrity?
Posted on 12/6/15 at 11:50 am to TigerJeff
God this place is getting pathetic.
Posted on 12/6/15 at 11:51 am to PsychTiger
quote:
And I was singin ...
Bye, bye, Les Miles stole all my Pride
Drove my fandom to the levee
Ole Man River was dry
Them good ole Tigers drinkin whiskey, don't cry
Singin this will be the day my fandom died
This will be day my fandom died.
Now THAT one is funny.
Posted on 12/6/15 at 11:59 am to TigerJeff
The Day My MANHOOD Died.
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