The fact that he is getting out of jail on the morning of the day the city has proclaimed as "Tharold Simon " Day seems like and Andy Griffith episode where they had to let Rafe Hollister out of jail so he could sing in the Founder's Day talent show.
Tharold may be melting down faster than anyone in history. First, his mistake of going in the draft, Second, having a Tharold Simon Day for a mid to late round draft. Lastly, I hear he is buying rent houses in Eunice with make believe money.
quote: It's not like he did anything really bad. He will be fine.
Come on, you can't really pump sunshine into this one.
Rule No. 1, don't be a fricking idiot the night of the NFL draft. Doesn't matter if he got arrested for parking on the wrong side of the street, it's negative attention for a dude who wasn't a strong prospect to being with