I really understand what you are trying to do and you are acutally trying to solve the issue outside the box, so
First off: I understand both sides, but seeing a great LSU program play and perform is a privilege we have as a fan.
Sad as it is to say, the only thing that will make people stay the whole game is more appreciation for the football program that we have, which would only happen with a down turn in our success. (Which I hope will never happen.)
Before some of you rantards go off, I mean that in the sense that if we were one of those programs around the country that are on the cusp of breaking out, people would stay and be "dying" to be a relevant program.
We are very relevant and I think some think this is the way it has always been and always will be.
Just my 2 cents.