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Solution to Mike the Tiger loading up

Posted on 9/19/15 at 12:44 pm
Posted by 756
Member since Sep 2004
14852 posts
Posted on 9/19/15 at 12:44 pm
Quite simply Mike needs new wheels- it is time for a new modern trailer-something larger with cool rims, new graphics, maybe a/c and comfy interior- mic the interior and amplify his roar!

We are asking the greatest mascot alive to ride in an antique!

And make a new rule- only coed cheerleaders can ride

Posted by harry coleman beast
Left Field
Member since Aug 2008
52210 posts
Posted on 9/19/15 at 12:45 pm to
Stop doing it. Problem solved
Posted by TN Bhoy
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2010
60589 posts
Posted on 9/19/15 at 12:45 pm to
Donate one.
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 9/19/15 at 12:56 pm to
That doesn't seem to be an acceptable solution.
Posted by TriggaMike
Al
Member since Nov 2009
63 posts
Posted on 9/19/15 at 12:57 pm to
Incorporate his habitat into tiger stadium. That way he never has to leave
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73674 posts
Posted on 9/19/15 at 12:57 pm to
Get a better looking truck to pull it. The big fella was probably embarrassed by that travesty.
Posted by harry coleman beast
Left Field
Member since Aug 2008
52210 posts
Posted on 9/19/15 at 12:58 pm to
quote:

That doesn't seem to be an acceptable solution.


Why?
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 9/19/15 at 12:58 pm to
The idea of throwing a small pig in would work. Unless you're the pig.
Posted by Vacherie Saint
Member since Aug 2015
39382 posts
Posted on 9/19/15 at 12:59 pm to
It's an awesome tradition, but I'm afraid it's days are numbered. Animal rights groups have live mascots squarely in their crosshairs. I think we keep Mike because he gets world class care in a state of the art habitat, but trailering him out in front 103k screaming crazies is likely too stressful on the animal to justify.

I pray I'm wrong.
This post was edited on 9/19/15 at 1:01 pm
Posted by Barrister
Member since Jul 2012
4606 posts
Posted on 9/19/15 at 1:01 pm to
Buy the OP a beer and put it on my tab. I've said this for years... Wrote letter to editor about it.... Offered to write the first check to pay for it..... And what happened ?

Crickets
Posted by Geaux8686
Location Location
Member since Oct 2014
2617 posts
Posted on 9/19/15 at 1:02 pm to
The pig is an a-hole, that make it better?
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 9/19/15 at 1:04 pm to
Because that doesn't solve the problem theb problem the problem of how to load him up.

Your suggestion falls under the heading of cutting the face to spite the nose.



t ofac
Posted by Drizzt
Cimmeria
Member since Aug 2013
12852 posts
Posted on 9/19/15 at 1:07 pm to
This is a dumb argument. He doesn't look distressed in his trailer. Every time I go to his habitat he's sleeping at the front of the fence as close to people as possible. He's never hiding. Mike is obviously not bothered by humans. Don't believe the PETA propaganda.
Posted by lynxcat
Member since Jan 2008
24121 posts
Posted on 9/19/15 at 1:12 pm to
I would be in agreement that we can make the cage much nicer.

I would love to see him in clear glass (unbreakable) ala the Pope Mobile.

Make it air conditioned for him and have speakers on the inside of it if you want him to roar (this hasn't happened in a long time).

Throw him a steak inside the glass container and he is happy as can be.
Posted by Vacherie Saint
Member since Aug 2015
39382 posts
Posted on 9/19/15 at 1:20 pm to
You do realize that he doesn't get in the trailer because he is effing terrified of it, right? Some animals DGAF, but some do and the last thing you want is a pissed off 800lb tiger to deal with. That thing is one generation away from a wild arse jungle killing machine. You don't just domesticate them like dogs. Lol
Posted by Scooby
Member since Aug 2006
1880 posts
Posted on 9/20/15 at 12:38 am to
According to the vet school, his trailer is not a problem. They say it's plenty big and comfortable enough for him.
Posted by Skip Winkman
Parts Unknown
Member since Sep 2015
1801 posts
Posted on 9/20/15 at 12:42 am to
Been saying it for years
Posted by GEAUXmedic
Premium Member
Member since Nov 2011
41598 posts
Posted on 9/20/15 at 12:57 am to
Agreed, incorporate it next to the visitors entrance.
Posted by LSUNV
In the woods or on the water
Member since Feb 2011
22422 posts
Posted on 9/20/15 at 1:27 am to
Pussifacation of America is the problem
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76169 posts
Posted on 9/20/15 at 1:29 am to
Even American tigers are pussies now
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