So When Do We Fire The Other Coaches? Time To Get This Train Rolling...

I say EVERY LSU coach should be held to the standard Miles is currently. Time to do some comparisons and start packing some bags. I know the Rant will be onboard this train!

Choo Choo Mofos...

Baseball - Oh man. PM has not won a CWS since 2009. That's two years after Miles. His teams have done some pretty disappointing things in the post season since, like losing to Stoney Brook with TWO first round picks on the mound, etc. I could go on and on about the choking this team has done...Houston, UCLA, Virginia...

Yup, probably time to fire PM. Recruiting tons of talent and "just" getting to Omaha. I'm sure there is some manager in MLB that will come here, right rant? Maybe the guy that managed the team that lost to the Royals this year in the MLB WS. Who was that? Yeah, this would be a good move for him. (Sorry don't know who he is because I don't watch MLB)

Basketball - Yeah, after the last two games, we see what's coming again this year. No offense (sound familiar?), no one can shoot a damn FT, no consistency on defense, can't rebound well, can't guard the post, and the list goes on and on. Even with the best player in the country, you can already tell this team will disappoint. JJ hasn't even won a post season NCAA tournament game yet.

I think we give him one more year. If he can't win a title like LM and PM have done, then fire him. I bet we can get Petino or Phil Jackson here, no problem!

Golf - Wait, they just won the title! What!! Well, if they don't win back-to-back or go 3-4, it will be time to move on soon there too. We want consistency. Maybe Tiger Woods will retire and coach the team.

Women's sports...

Gosh, where do we even begin? Have any of these teams ever done anything? Quick answer: NEAUX

Softball - May make the CWS but will lose. Who cares? Fire BT. I'm sure the coach of the gold medal softball team will come here.

Basketball - LOL. Yeah, right. Fire her. There's a WNBA coach that's dying to be here.

Gymnastics - We know how this goes. Will win the SEC almost every year, then make the final 8, then lose. Bama will probably win another title this year (sound familiar?) She's had, what, 20 years? Fire her too. Replace her with the old guy that carried off Kerri Strugg a few years ago. I bet he wouldn't choke this job up.

Soccer - Perennial mid-tier. Time to move on and replace with the coach of the World Cup Champion team from this past summer.

Volleyball - OMG who puts up with that? Nobody. Fire him now too.

Am I missing anyone? Have the cheer leading squads won any tournaments lately?

Choo Choo bitches!! Step into my office LSU coaches....You're effing fired! Bwaaahaaaahaaaa