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"SEC Guy" Calls into Oregon Sports Talk Station

Posted on 11/3/10 at 12:43 pm
Posted by NWHoustonTiger
Cypress, TX
Member since Sep 2010
655 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 12:43 pm
This may be Germans, but still hilarious

SEC Guy rips the PAC-10 and Oregon

"SEC Guy" is a character played by Lance Zierlein on 1560AM in Houston. "SEC Guy" is a stereotypical Bama fan whose known to say outlandish things, or at least hold opinions that are outside of the mainstream for everyone except your average Bama fan (i.e. - Jay Barker is the greatest QB to ever play the game). Zierlein's dad was an O-Line coach for LSU sometime in the 80s.
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
107724 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 12:46 pm to
"Oregon has scored more than 42 points in every single game. That's impressive."

SEC Guy: "Well that's cause it's sissy football. They ain't playin anybody that can tackle."

This guy is funny.
Posted by L S Usetheforce
Member since Jun 2004
22745 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 12:48 pm to
Bwhhahaha.
Posted by Honkus
Member since Aug 2005
51036 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 12:49 pm to
Yea it was posted last week, but is fricking hilarious. Turns out it was a houston sports talk guy, but he was spot on w/ his take.
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
73142 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 12:51 pm to
yea it was pretty funny
Posted by Mac
Forked Island, USA
Member since Nov 2007
14656 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 12:52 pm to
"I'm a family practitioner."

"Practitioner of what?"

"Medicine."

....

"No you're not"
Posted by haggard79
Member since Jan 2008
530 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 12:53 pm to
PURE GOLD
Posted by NorCalTiger21
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
165 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 12:55 pm to
Thats pretty dang funny
Posted by im4LSU
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2004
31926 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 12:57 pm to
i wish they had let him go on about masoli. i wanted to hear how they were going to justify that frick up lol

Posted by HowboutthemTigers
BHAM
Member since Dec 2007
2629 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 12:59 pm to
germans, but funny
Posted by halleburton
Member since Dec 2009
1519 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 1:01 pm to
talking about masoli, "he's the worst QB in the SEC, he's even worse than ryan mallet!"

great stuff,
Posted by RileyTime
Gulf Breeze, FL
Member since Oct 2008
6928 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 1:08 pm to
That was fricking retarded... I'll never get those minutes back
Posted by The King
Shakedown Street
Member since Aug 2005
1580 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 1:08 pm to
Awesome. That guys is spot on.
Posted by TheWhizzinator
Holding cell at 201 Poplar
Member since Jun 2008
5163 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 1:09 pm to
good stuff
Posted by Broham
Crowley
Member since Feb 2005
18383 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 1:10 pm to
Damn, this dude goes off.
Posted by The King
Shakedown Street
Member since Aug 2005
1580 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 1:11 pm to
"They may pay more in the NFL, but the level of play is down."
Posted by Florida225
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
2833 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 1:16 pm to
I have to clean the brain matter off my walls after listening to this guy
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
102970 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 1:30 pm to
SEC Guy is a family practitioner our of Mooresville Alabama name Karol Kenton Kogslotter.

He is an expert on all things southern and genteel. He has a daughter named Bucky who recently moved to houston and lives in Montrose.

Dr. Kogslotter is really high on players like Tim Tebow, Jay Barker, David Pollack, Jacob Cutrera, Peyton Manning etc...

He's not very impressed with players like Tee Martin, Jordan Jefferson, chris leak, Chris Relf
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
24245 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 1:36 pm to
Lance does some other really good coach impressions. He once did Mack Brown after a Bowl loss where Mack exclaimed that he did not realize that you could blitz in a Bowl game. He thought it was against the Bowl rules. The UT fans calling in railing on Brown was hilarious.

Also does a great R C Slocum aka Slocum on a Mobile
Posted by Dtrain706
Member since Nov 2009
362 posts
Posted on 11/3/10 at 1:38 pm to
bahahahhha that's stinkin hilarious!
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