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Poem I wrote for Bama Week Game "The Guarantee"

Posted on 11/4/09 at 8:19 pm
Posted by Beaux
Down On The Bayou
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Posted on 11/4/09 at 8:19 pm
Some had ask me to post the poem I wrote and read on the Les Miles show...here it is

The Guarantee

The week was Bama and the Tide stood strong,

The game had been anticipated all year long

As the week went by and the tensions grew high

You couldn’t help but be proud that Les Miles was our guy

In Tuscaloosa, Nicky sat back and said LSU has no chance,

All the while in Red Stick the mad hatter was planning his advance

The pundits would say the Gators and Tide will meet in the end,

But LSU possessed the eye of the tiger is what they didn't comprehend

But Bama has Jones, Ingram and Mt Cody you see

Theres no way in hell the tigers can match up with all three

Then theres the Great Nick Saban, the living legend on display

How in the hell could he be outcoached on that day

Down on the bayou the tigers smiled at the nonsense and remained low key

They possessed a swagger and a simple guarantee

Come Saturday when your bayou bengals step onto that field

Every damn tide flaw and inconsistency will be revealed

You must realize these tigers have something the tide does not

An innate ability to win and overcome when others cannot

This week is for all the marbles , the king of the west

The tide will be hurting because the tigers are the best

The game will end with the purple and gold on top

And Bama will prove they were just a flop

The coaches will meet at centerfield to Nicks dismay

Les Miles will exclaim proudly “Nick, Have a great Day!”



By Beaux Didley

This post was edited on 11/4/09 at 9:23 pm
Posted by Tiger 79
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Posted by Tiger In Dawg Country
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Posted on 11/4/09 at 8:21 pm to
Excellent work!
Posted by RhodeIslandRed
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Posted on 11/4/09 at 8:22 pm to
I’m from Alabama and I ain’t got no job,
My sister is a stripper and my mother is a slob.
I never met my father, but this I know is true,
He had a Cajun accent and he played for LSU.

Next week I’ll be in T-Town to watch the football game,
When the Bayou Bengals come to town to put our team to shame.
We’d like to win just one big game in this the modern age,
Before Nick Saban packs his bags and leaves for Notre Dame.

Lafell and Terrance Toliver are impossible to cover,
Charles Scott is a running unlike any other,
When he breaks free, turns on the heat and takes it to the house,
He’ll turn and yell to Cody, “I’ve got something you can Mount.”

“Laissez Les Bon Temps Roulez,” the Tiger faithful shout,
But here in Alabama we don’t know what that’s about.
When Peterson takes on Julio and jars him to the bone,
Instead of Alabama Jubilee he’ll be singing Jolie Blond.

I hope our boys get out alive and dodge the whiskey bottles,
Thrown by fans of LSU, their wives and sons and daughters.
We’ll live to fight another day I’m pretty sure of that,
But we’ll also know like all the rest to always Fear the Hat.
Posted by geauxtigers6492
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Posted by CRAZY 4 LSU
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Posted on 11/4/09 at 8:28 pm to
Posted by TIGER2
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Posted on 11/4/09 at 8:47 pm to
Posted by Tigress
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Posted on 11/4/09 at 9:21 pm to
quote:

Beaux


Posted by tigermike200444
baton rouge
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Posted on 11/4/09 at 9:22 pm to
i heard you on the radio.it sounded great.
Posted by Beaux
Down On The Bayou
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 11/4/09 at 9:24 pm to
,Thanks now we need to come through with the victory
Posted by jhamil25
baton rouge
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 11/4/09 at 9:37 pm to


Nice Poem, how bout this one:

Get the gumbo and jumbylya cookin
Kiss a woman thats real good lookin
Pop a top, light the pit.
Invite Nick Sabin to eat Tiger shite!
Posted by BrokenEnglish
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Posted on 11/4/09 at 9:48 pm to
Posted by drexyl
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Posted on 11/4/09 at 9:53 pm to
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Hey Nick. frick you.
Posted by Tman
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Posted on 11/4/09 at 10:13 pm to
Heard it on the radio great poem Beaux.
Posted by lsutigerbrian
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Posted on 11/4/09 at 10:20 pm to
RhodeIslandRed 1 - Beaux 0
Posted by cubsgrace
New Orleans
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Posted on 11/4/09 at 10:30 pm to
I appreciate the effort by Beaux but RhodeIslandRed is obviously a better wordsmith.
Posted by Bayou Sam
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Posted on 11/4/09 at 10:42 pm to
You got some money rhymes there bruh: Bottles, daughters -- beauteous!
Posted by RhodeIslandRed
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Posted on 11/4/09 at 10:45 pm to
Thanks for the props, Bros, but I wasn't trying to start a contest. All I wanted is for others to chime in. Personally I think Beaux did a great job.
This post was edited on 11/4/09 at 10:47 pm
Posted by LSUownsSEC
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Posted by luvmesumlsu
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