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New Head Coach at Oregon (Satire)
Posted on 11/30/16 at 7:21 pm
Posted on 11/30/16 at 7:21 pm
Breaking News!
Ed Orgeron has been hired to fill the Oregon job by Oregon athletic director Rob Mullens. Sources state the new, 4-year deal is worth between $3.8 and $4.4 million, with incentives for up to $5.1.
Oregon athletic director Rob Mullens was quoted as saying "Look, you can't spell Orgeron without Oregon and I don't think you can understate the value in a connection like that when it comes to local recruiting. That really speaks to the kids."
Orgeron really sealed the deal, however, by presenting the Oregon Athletic Foundation and Nike co-founder Phil Knight with:
(Knight)
"Honestly, the best god damn PowerPoint presentation I've seen in my life. When he ripped his shirt off and had nothing on but a pair of Nike Men's Compression Shorts in fluorescent green; I knew he was one of us and I wasn't letting him leave Eugene without a deal signed and fully executed."
Joe Alleva did not respond to a request for an official response and was last reported as being forcefully removed from Doak Campbell Stadium as he argued with security that he "Honestly just needed to speak with Jimbo Fisher one last time about this whole head coaching thing."
This post was edited on 11/30/16 at 7:22 pm
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Posted on 11/30/16 at 7:23 pm to Wind
This is just sad
Posted on 11/30/16 at 7:23 pm to Wind
Go home. Go to bed.
Posted on 11/30/16 at 7:26 pm to Wind
I bet you thought in your head that was funny.
Laaaaaahoooozzzaaaaher
Laaaaaahoooozzzaaaaher
Posted on 11/30/16 at 7:28 pm to Wind
I am just so very embarrassed for you ....
Posted on 11/30/16 at 7:29 pm to Wind
This would be sad if it wasn't so pathetic.
Posted on 11/30/16 at 7:32 pm to cartig
quote:
I am just so very embarrassed for you ....
It was legitimately physically painful to read
Posted on 11/30/16 at 7:35 pm to Wind
I knew this was going to suck before I clicked on the thread, but I did it anyway. 
If you are going to try to pull something like this off, you have to be damned good and damned funny. This is neither.
If you are going to try to pull something like this off, you have to be damned good and damned funny. This is neither.
Posted on 11/30/16 at 7:40 pm to Wind
I want you all to understand that your approval and support mean so much to me.
I never expected to get this reaction and I couldn't be happier, thank you for the praise.
I am so glad you all enjoyed it, there is more to come, but please be patient. This took a lot of time, effort, blood, sweat and tears.
I will bring you more breaking news on your Fighting LSU Tigers.
I never expected to get this reaction and I couldn't be happier, thank you for the praise.
I am so glad you all enjoyed it, there is more to come, but please be patient. This took a lot of time, effort, blood, sweat and tears.
I will bring you more breaking news on your Fighting LSU Tigers.
This post was edited on 11/30/16 at 7:41 pm
Posted on 11/30/16 at 7:42 pm to Wind
You aren't good at satire
Posted on 11/30/16 at 7:55 pm to Joe Mantegna
The OP needs to pull one of these and cut his losses:
Posted on 11/30/16 at 8:04 pm to LSUGrad9295
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This post was edited on 11/30/16 at 8:18 pm
Posted on 11/30/16 at 8:28 pm to Wind
Horrible post.. Sad attempt of a troll.. Please go shove something in your arse so u get your mind off starting threads
Posted on 11/30/16 at 8:42 pm to Wind
God there's so many assholes on this board. I thought it was kinda humorous OP 
Posted on 11/30/16 at 8:56 pm to I-H8-BAMA
quote:
God there's so many assholes on this board. I thought it was kinda humorous OP
Thanks mate. It wasn't the best but wow the overaction on their part really tells you a lot about where the morale of LSU fans is at right now.
Posted on 11/30/16 at 9:05 pm to Wind
Stupid. ....just stupid
Posted on 11/30/16 at 10:06 pm to Wind
frick off
Posted on 11/30/16 at 10:56 pm to ChunkyLover54
You lost me at the parenthesis.
Posted on 10/2/17 at 4:50 pm to Wind
i wish
Posted on 10/2/17 at 4:51 pm to Wind
quote:
Ed Orgeron has been hired to fill the Oregon job
if only..
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