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Posted on 7/3/15 at 10:26 am to Kingwood Tiger
They should feed him in the cage or lure in with some auburn fans !
Posted on 7/3/15 at 11:17 am to DVinBR
Now maybe that fat bastard will actually come to the games
Posted on 7/3/15 at 12:27 pm to DVinBR
Bump
Posted on 7/3/15 at 1:19 pm to Kingwood Tiger
Yep just like any other day. Except for the over 100,000 screaming people but yeah, other than that just like any other day.
Posted on 7/3/15 at 2:14 pm to DVinBR
I'm more impressed that he knows how to use Facebook.
Posted on 7/3/15 at 2:22 pm to DVinBR
Posted on 7/3/15 at 3:06 pm to DVinBR
Is Mike still growing?
Posted on 7/3/15 at 3:12 pm to Tigerfan_95
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I'm going to be pissed if he doesn't make it too 1 game this year
He will when Brandon Harris starts
Posted on 7/3/15 at 3:24 pm to Pelican fan99
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Get ready to be pissed. I'll be surprised if he ever comes to another game.
I doubt he does. They don't seem to want to bring him anymore. I would be surprised if they still try. Just be happy LSU still has a live tiger.
Posted on 7/3/15 at 4:32 pm to Kingwood Tiger
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They should be practicing weekly for him to get into the cage.
Do you really think they don't do this?
Posted on 7/3/15 at 5:43 pm to DVinBR
Is this a record amount of upvotes?
Posted on 7/3/15 at 5:56 pm to TigerNlc
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They don't seem to want to bring him anymore.
The head Vet has all but said he never wants to see him in TS again.
Posted on 7/3/15 at 5:57 pm to DVinBR
There was a report on the news last night that Mexico has outlawed the use of animals in a circus. The result is that thousands of animals will have to be moved to other places. The report showed two tigers that had been trained to jump thru fire hoops. Maybe one of them is a female that could move in with Mike VI. She could get his attention, fire him up, and get him into the stadium. He'd probably be a lot more content too.
Posted on 7/3/15 at 5:59 pm to Tiger 1964
The vets have already stated that tigers are solitary animals and may hurt each other if they are enclosed together
Posted on 7/3/15 at 6:40 pm to Pelican fan99
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Not impressed mike. Are you going to get your lazy arse into the cage this year?
Posted on 7/3/15 at 7:25 pm to DVinBR
The best post of the year by far 
Posted on 7/3/15 at 7:42 pm to Tiger 1964
Now that, son, is a damn fine idea. I truly believe Mike doesn't want to watch that putrid frickin offense. Well, we've all suffered much more than watching an offense lead by Jennings for the sake and pursuit of poon. I'm sure that for Mike, a flame jumping piece of lady girl tiger poon has a powerful draw, huh?
If we really wanted it to work, we should let him actually hit it a lil bit after he learned that him getting into the cage, and taking a ride to the stadium = guaranteed, 100 pct, sure thing tiger arse. Assuming, of course, the lady girl tiger is actually DTF. I can't imagine a flame jumping tiger wouldn't be though. That's gotta be the equivalent of a stripper I'd think.
Anyway, we train him to go to the stadium via tiger poon. It's GOT to work. Think of it like this. How ignorant do grown men act over poon? Then, think how much more ignorant they'd (we'd/me included) act over it if we know we were only able to get it 7 or so times a year.
Here's an added benefit of letting Mile knock it out real quick. If you think about it, what's more interesting? Our offense, or watching Tigers frick. I rest my case.
Again, son, great plan. You are to be commended. If it DOESNT work, ie, we learn we've got a queer bait tiger or some shite, we scrap that plan, and get a damn electrified cattle prod to run his arse into that cage. If he's gay, hell, he may actually enjoy having his balls tazed. Never know about stuff like that. I mean, consider that girbling bs, then tell me what a gay tiger likes or doesn't like.
Bottom line is he lives is a damn fine place and needs to do work.
If we really wanted it to work, we should let him actually hit it a lil bit after he learned that him getting into the cage, and taking a ride to the stadium = guaranteed, 100 pct, sure thing tiger arse. Assuming, of course, the lady girl tiger is actually DTF. I can't imagine a flame jumping tiger wouldn't be though. That's gotta be the equivalent of a stripper I'd think.
Anyway, we train him to go to the stadium via tiger poon. It's GOT to work. Think of it like this. How ignorant do grown men act over poon? Then, think how much more ignorant they'd (we'd/me included) act over it if we know we were only able to get it 7 or so times a year.
Here's an added benefit of letting Mile knock it out real quick. If you think about it, what's more interesting? Our offense, or watching Tigers frick. I rest my case.
Again, son, great plan. You are to be commended. If it DOESNT work, ie, we learn we've got a queer bait tiger or some shite, we scrap that plan, and get a damn electrified cattle prod to run his arse into that cage. If he's gay, hell, he may actually enjoy having his balls tazed. Never know about stuff like that. I mean, consider that girbling bs, then tell me what a gay tiger likes or doesn't like.
Bottom line is he lives is a damn fine place and needs to do work.
Posted on 7/3/15 at 8:56 pm to TigerTreyjpg
That's exactly what I thought TigerTrey...just couldn't put as eloquently as you did. A male will do most anything for some poon...just might work for Mike.
Posted on 7/3/15 at 9:24 pm to DVinBR
Unlike wild tigers, I bet he has an unlimited data plan.
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