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Make a ground-meat elephant, tie a string to a piece of cardboard...
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:02 pm
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:02 pm
... put the lil meat elephant on it, and wiggle it until Mike gets curious and goes in the damn trailer! How hard could that be?
And all y'all who are gonna say "we're tired of "Mike won't go to the game threads" can kiss my arse- all we see is these worthless "tiger handlers" saying "Mike doesn't want to"; not one word of anybody saying that they at least tried SOMETHING to get him to go to the game...
He needs to be parked outside the visitor's locker-room, where God intended him to be.
And all y'all who are gonna say "we're tired of "Mike won't go to the game threads" can kiss my arse- all we see is these worthless "tiger handlers" saying "Mike doesn't want to"; not one word of anybody saying that they at least tried SOMETHING to get him to go to the game...
He needs to be parked outside the visitor's locker-room, where God intended him to be.
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Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:04 pm to StadiumDormRat'72
this was needed
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:08 pm to StadiumDormRat'72
It's bullshite, but I think we need to start accepting that this tradition is dead.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:08 pm to StadiumDormRat'72
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worthless "tiger handlers
I dunno, a tiger handler could be useful when owning a tiger
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:09 pm to StadiumDormRat'72
quote:When was the last time you handled a tiger?
all we see is these worthless "tiger handlers" saying "Mike doesn't want to"
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:10 pm to StadiumDormRat'72
It's already been stated ad nauseum that the vet will not do anything to coerce him to get into the trailer. They literally pull up the trailer and open it, and if he doesn't get in, he's not going.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:13 pm to The Pirate King
quote:I'm gonna go the safe route and blame Alleva for this.
They literally pull up the trailer and open it, and if he doesn't get in, he's not going.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:14 pm to StadiumDormRat'72
Holy frick make it stop
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:26 pm to StadiumDormRat'72
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where God intended him to be.
I'm fairly certain Baton Rouge, LA is not where GOD intended any tiger to be.....otherwise they would be indigenous to the area right?
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:33 pm to The Pirate King
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They literally pull up the trailer and open it, and if he doesn't get in, he's not going.
What Tiger would ever want to just go take a walk into a small cage when he has much more room to walk around. This is dumb.
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It's already been stated ad nauseum that the vet will not do anything to coerce him to get into the trailer.
Who cares how many times it has been stated. There is no reason why we can't coerce Mike into a cage 7 to 8 times a year. You mean to tell me that it was not done prior to this mascot. bullshite.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:34 pm to LSU316
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I'm fairly certain Baton Rouge, LA is not where GOD intended any tiger to be.....otherwise they would be indigenous to the area right?
Speaking of non-native species, could we feed Mike some nutria?
Seems like it would be a win-win for all.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:38 pm to LSU316
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indigenous
That sound you are hearing are all of the "tl;dr" crowd's mind exploding when they tried to figure out what that word means.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:42 pm to TIGERSby10
I don't care bc the cage they use makes him hard to see anyway
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:42 pm to StadiumDormRat'72
It's not a matter of getting him in the cage... they can do that. When he gets in there he freaks the frick out. They are afraid he's going to hurt himself.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:44 pm to LSU316
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I'm fairly certain Baton Rouge, LA is not where GOD intended any tiger to be.....
...and I'm fairly certain you need to get your Sarcasm Meter checked out...DUH.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:47 pm to Honkus
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It's not a matter of getting him in the cage... they can do that. When he gets in there he freaks the frick out. They are afraid he's going to hurt himself.
Rabble rabble frick PETA rabble rabble liberal pu$$ies rabble rabble
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:51 pm to The Pirate King
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It's already been stated ad nauseum that the vet will not do anything to coerce him to get into the trailer. They literally pull up the trailer and open it, and if he doesn't get in, he's not going.
Yes, this exactly is why it pisses me and a lot of other people off...
So, fer crissakes, then do SOMETHING to try and entice him..."Here, kitty kitty kitty..."
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:58 pm to Honkus
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It's not a matter of getting him in the cage... they can do that. When he gets in there he freaks the frick out. They are afraid he's going to hurt himself.
OK, so this is new information that I haven't seen before....where did you get this from; what is your source? (not trying to be a dick, just want to know- it seems "they" would've made this reason more public, rather than just saying "he doesn't want to", which is all I've seen on here or elsewhere...)
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